Hottest Thing In Town

Hottest Thing in Town I was kind of feeling merry Drinking wine and sipping sherry My mind was ready for a move My feet were hitching for a groove I was feeling as high as a kite My hair was combed, my teeth were white I was feeling so good I thought I could, lick anything in sight I felt the hottest thing in town I picked myself up and headed for a ball I was determined something had to fall I made for the bar and ordered a gin And eyed up all the girls i cared to win I felt so good I would get my way I could not wish for a better day I was out for fun, I was out to play I was feeling so good, it felt so right I felt the hottest thing in town I danced and boozed away till three By now I was weary and could hardly see The crowd was drifting from the floor Panic set in because I didn't score I knew why I was there that very night My pockets were full, the timing was right I was feeling so good, I had to treatmyself To one of the damsels of the night It seems as if I was running out of luck When out of the blue it suddenly struck It was my friend from sixty nine Escorting two broads, who would like to dine He though I looked lonely, so he would put me right With a young lady of the night I was feeling good, I danced again My anticipitation rekindled for a new game We chatted and chatted, then walked her to her door She took me home and bolted the door Then told me; relax, you know the score It was just by chance we happen to meet So lets get cosy, and have us a treat We haven't got much time to spend together So lets not behave like a sister and brother I was feeling so good, things getting hot My temperature reaching the nineties like a shot But there was something strange about the lady you see She had an extra leg where it shouldn't be As soon as she got home she dropped her frock Out stood a whopping block! Man that thing was in a rage The sight of which I fled the stage I was feeling so good that very night But when I got home my black hair was white