Best Horrible Poems

Horrible, my map upended our time with boot camp son.
Horrible to get back to base, not be caught, had to run.

Horrible, to see Mom hurried into hospice, her hours few.
Horrible when we heard last sweet breaths, as time flew.

Horrible when a tree splintered the roof...

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HORRIBLE BOSS


Why do you treat me, as if I do not even matter,

Why does it not phase you that it’s my heart you have shattered?

You talk to everyone else, as if they mean a thing to you,

But to me it’s like I’m something, you spit...

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Twirling his Hitler’s moustache, he would dwell
On do’s and don’ts and would create all hell
Shout he did and showed great ire
Till someone  called and told ’ FIRE’
That his boss had fallen into the well.



Note:’ FIRE’ means  Fire services  who carry out ...

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That job he assigned came out a loss, 
which tells why my boss' so mean and cross.  
Then down below my belt 
his firm rough grasp I felt, 
as me out on my ass he did toss....

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Here's an ode to Hagar the Horrible!

   His raids on castles is deplorable,

      And yet despite constant strife,

         With his long-suffering wife,

        ...

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The horrible will to life to live for what? 
To be a better person
Or just to f#### up 
Life isn’t game but to most it is
Is living to impact the world by making a splash?
Or is it a test in which you are judge ...

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Cousin Eustace makes such a horrible sight
When he walks down the second-floor halls every night.
 “He’s been up there for years,”
  Said Aunt Agatha in tears,
“And it's such a bother when guests die from the fright.”...

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Hurtful
Terrible soul
She brings me awful pain
Horrible she is, killing all
Of me...

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Many people defend my ex-wife but they don't know her.
On our wedding night, she shot me with a flamethrower.
Before she used the flamethrower, she doused me with gas.
I have third degree burns all over, she really fried my ass.
Six months later, she wanted me to...

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Oh do I feel lousy today!
This darn flu just won’t go away.
Go out in the cold?
I am not that bold.
In bed is where I want to stay....

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Queen Genevere was held captive in King's Arthur castle,
and locked up in the tallest tower, she sent for Lancelot;
he finally rescued her on a fast horse that loved to trot,
and while galloping into the shadows of the forest...didn't they tremble?
Did she fall in love with...

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We are like Mark and C,

Words are tactile in our place,
A space where silence doesn't roar.
Eros has his home in here,
The world speak highly of our lore.

We took time to unwind,
We're the introverted kinds.
Mutualism is the word I'd use,
To describe the state of our minds.

We...

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Who is this man in the small red shorts and very dark hair?
Strutting through a garbage heep garage without a care?
It was like looking at a store and most certainly not green,
The ecological damage of over purchasing could be seen.

He was grooving through this mess...

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I'm nothing special, just plain old me

Ancestors from my past came down from the tree

We scratched our knuckles and found that hurt

Scraping our skin through our neighbourhood dirt

As wise as I was at that young age

My skin bleeding, something needed to change


The fruit above caught...

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Master model of me like daughter, 
Other than being a master, also the synonym of incredible, 
The fairy which makes difficulty a silly thing, 
Horrible becomes funny, when you stay with her, 
Everything changes into miracle, also she brings the colours of joy, 
Really a...

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