Best Honker Poems

I WISH I WEREN’T A FROG
by
JOHN M. ARRIBAS



I wish I were a frog sunning myself on a lily pad
No cares or worries to drive me...

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Definitely something about long flowing hair
That turns my old crank, no surprise
With a face that could even sink a battleship
Still her hair makes my temperature...

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A person uses about 57 sheets of toilet paper a day!
Holy crap! That sure is a lotta trees
There are 58 million dogs living in the...

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Mom & Dad must have been primates
Coz bananas are my favourite foods
When it comes to stuff Jacko eats a lot of
For bananas they're in the...

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Recurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass

circa June 20th, 2022
prompted me to stutter 
self addressed rapid fire gesundheit
nsync with, spluttering
“I don't have any allergies!”

An infinitesimal...

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platypus features 
      greasepaint pallor weirdo clown
             ...

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Sometimes my big blabber mouth gets me into hot water
Look at the ugly girl over there, looks a lot like your daughter
Oops! She has a...

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Not nice to pick your nose in public, question is why
Everyone has a honker, some even wipe it on their thigh
That's disgusting to me
Wipe it...

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Mom and Dad must have been primates
Coz bananas are my favourite food
When it comes to stuff this guy eats a lot
For bananas I'm always in...

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Methane is a gas and don't we know it
Quite difficult to be near it and go unnoticed
Phew hold your honker
Some are real shockers
They can clear...

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Mom & Dad must have been primates
Coz bananas are my favourite foods
When it comes to stuff Jacko eats a lot of
For bananas they're in the...

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Not nice to pick your nose in public, but why
Everyone has a honker, some wipe it on their thigh
That's disgusting to me
Wipe it where no...

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Time and its Daughter
I love your face and your face loves itself 
For its perfect nose, green eyes and rosy lips
And your fragrance has a...

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Sometimes my big blabber mouth gets me into hot water
Look at the ugly girl over there, looks a lot like your daughter
Oops! She has a...

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An infinitesimal slight speck tickled 
nostril follicle – activated via an itty 
bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger 
than a mole luck yule set...

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