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Best Honker Poems

Below are the all-time best Honker poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of honker poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Long Flowing Hair


Definitely something about long flowing hair
That turns my old crank, no surprise
With a face that could even sink a battleship
Still her hair makes my temperature...

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Categories: honker, fantasy, hair,
Form: Quatrain



I WISH I WEREN'T A FROG
I WISH I WEREN’T A FROG
by
JOHN M. ARRIBAS



I wish I were a frog sunning myself on a lily pad
No cares or worries to drive me...

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Categories: honker, allusion, funny, humorous, irony, muse,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Strange But True


A person uses about 57 sheets of toilet paper a day!
Holy crap! That sure is a lotta trees
There are 58 million dogs living in the...

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Categories: honker, fun, , cute,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Ode to Spring
All the fresh green 
on the forest trees

Birds chirping and flying
Making nests to
lay their eggs

Pollen from flowers 
trees and bushes
floating on the wind

Weather starts to
go...

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Categories: honker, imagery, seasons, spring,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Primates


Mom and Dad must have been primates
Coz bananas are my favourite food
When it comes to stuff this guy eats a lot
For bananas I'm always in...

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Categories: honker, humor,
Form: Quatrain



Premium Member Blabbermouth


Sometimes my big blabber mouth gets me into hot water
Look at the ugly girl over there, looks a lot like your daughter
Oops! She has a...

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Categories: honker, missing you,
Form: Limerick
time and its daughter
Time and its Daughter
I love your face and your face loves itself 
For its perfect nose, green eyes and rosy lips
And your fragrance has a...

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Categories: honker, confusion, dedication, fantasy, history, imagination, introspection,
Form: Verse
Premium Member A Serious Dissertation On Nose Picking


Not nice to pick your nose in public, question is why
Everyone has a honker, some even wipe it on their thigh
That's disgusting to me
Wipe it...

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Categories: honker, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Blabber Mouth


Sometimes my big blabber mouth gets me into hot water
Look at the ugly girl over there, looks a lot like your daughter
Oops! She has a...

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Categories: honker, discrimination,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Serious Dissertation On Nose Picking


Not nice to pick your nose in public, my question is why
Everyone has a honker, some even wipe it on their thigh
That's disgusting to me
Wipe...

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Categories: honker, rude,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Dissertation On Nose Picking


Not nice to pick your nose in public, my question is why
Everyone has a honker, some even wipe it on their thigh
That's disgusting to me
Wipe...

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Categories: honker, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Methane Gas


Methane is a gas and don't we know it
Quite difficult to be near it and go unnoticed
Phew hold your honker
Some are real shockers
They can clear...

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Categories: honker, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Nose Picking


Not nice to pick your nose in public, but why
Everyone has a honker, some wipe it on their thigh
That's disgusting to me
Wipe it where no...

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Categories: honker, angst,
Form: Limerick