Best Honker Poems

I WISH I WEREN’T A FROG
by
JOHN M. ARRIBAS



I wish I were a frog sunning myself on a lily pad
No cares or worries to drive me mad or sad
I’ll  play it cool, wait for insects out on the fly
A plump worm, two mosquitoes are my...

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Definitely something about long flowing hair
That turns my old crank, no surprise
With a face that could even sink a battleship
Still her hair makes my temperature rise

Can imagine nuzzling my dirty big honker
In those long strands of silken flow
Takes me far away on some exotic desert...

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A person uses about 57 sheets of toilet paper a day!
Holy crap! That sure is a lotta trees
There are 58 million dogs living in the U.S. they say
But NONE are cuter than our Annie, I believe

Men are struck by lightning more times than women
Our pointy...

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Mom & Dad must have been primates
Coz bananas are my favourite foods
When it comes to stuff Jacko eats a lot of
For bananas they're in the mood

Whenever they passed a bush with vines
Something deep down inside
Urges them to climb up and beat their chest
Some primordial force...

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Recurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass

circa June 20th, 2022
prompted me to stutter 
self addressed rapid fire gesundheit
nsync with, spluttering
“I don't have any allergies!”

An infinitesimal slight speck tickled 
nostril follicle – activated via an itty 
bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger 
than a mole...

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platypus features 
      greasepaint pallor weirdo clown
              red nose big honker 
        outlandish shoes flail around 
   ...

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Sometimes my big blabber mouth gets me into hot water
Look at the ugly girl over there, looks a lot like your daughter
Oops! She has a nice smile
I'd recognize her from a mile
Well it's been nice knowing you, but get a look at that honker...

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Methane is a gas and don't we know it
Quite difficult to be near it and go unnoticed
Phew hold your honker
Some are real shockers
They can clear the surrounding forests of foliage...

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Mom & Dad must have been primates
Coz bananas are my favourite foods
When it comes to stuff Jacko eats a lot of
For bananas they're in the mood

Whenever they passed a bush with vines
Something deep down inside
Urges them to climb up and beat their chest
Some primordial force...

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Not nice to pick your nose in public, question is why
Everyone has a honker, some even wipe it on their thigh
That's disgusting to me
Wipe it where no one can see
Like on some ladies' evening dress standing nearby...

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Mom and Dad must have been primates
Coz bananas are my favourite food
When it comes to stuff this guy eats a lot
For bananas I'm always in the mood

The fact that when passing a tree with vines
Something very deep down inside
Urges me to climb, holler and beat...

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Not nice to pick your nose in public, but why
Everyone has a honker, some wipe it on their thigh
That's disgusting to me
Wipe it where no one can see
Like on some ladies' evening dress standing nearby...

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An infinitesimal slight speck tickled 
nostril follicle – activated via an itty 
bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger 
than a mole luck yule set in motion a 
chain reaction, whence mine sensitive 
proboscis honker (wheeze - hilly little 
bridged fine tuned pug nose aroma...

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Time and its Daughter
I love your face and your face loves itself 
For its perfect nose, green eyes and rosy lips
And your fragrance has a Narcissistic allure.

The way you walk pavements adore you 
rain shies away as not to make your hair wet
I love your...

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Lost in the solitude of time they journey through the forest in their mind, searching for a path that would lead them out of the dark; the woods were so thick that they had to cut through the shrubs and dig out a ditch, they...

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