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Parents Must Have Been Primates

Mom & Dad must have been primates Coz bananas are my favourite foods When it comes to stuff Jacko eats a lot of For bananas they're in the mood Whenever they passed a bush with vines Something deep down inside Urges them to climb up and beat their chest Some primordial force to abide Bananas for breakfast, lunch or dinner With mounds of yummy whipped cream Oh heavenly joy! There ain't nuttin' finer They're the object of all our dreams Okay, I'll try to get back to reality now But each time I hear an old squeeze box Get all excited and feel like performing It invades my innermost thoughts Sitting here typing while peeling a banana Is there help for someone like me My skin has definitely got a yellow tinge Often hang from our backyard tree! Mom and Dad must have been primates Other signs are too numerous to tell Obsessed by scratching my armpits raw And honking my honker as well!

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Date: 4/17/2023 8:58:00 PM
Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you go on:) Jack, it's hard to understand you with a mouthful of banana. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/18/2023 4:39:00 AM
Slipping on a banana skin goes way back! To an ancient society, even Caesar suffered a concussion!!! How's it going eh? (Canadian talk!) Cheers from Canucky land!
Date: 4/17/2023 10:49:00 AM
Hello Happy Jack, oh thank you for the giggle. I love the last two verses of this poem. My fav. Love, Darlene/xxxx-oooo.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 4/18/2023 11:00:00 AM
Hello Happy Jack, I take blood pressure pills 1 cholestesterol1 and a half. Every evening. Your welcome. Love, /Darlene\ xxxx-oooo.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/17/2023 1:29:00 PM
As I told Sand Blown, up to ten pills a day!!!! Yikes! Thanks for the fav Darlene... XOX
Date: 4/17/2023 9:20:00 AM
...cofcofhmmph...whatever is in that morning coffee sure as heck spins your wheels....(and now for the abstract.....its a couple of hours for my morning pills to ....kick in)......stan
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Sand Blown
Date: 4/17/2023 9:56:00 PM
...a regular three in the morning and seven at night...with an extra for headaches and another for arthritis when required.... ....keeps me goin : ) fine....(important when older)..... ....stan
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/17/2023 1:24:00 PM
How many pills you up to... I take 7 in the morning 2 at noon 3 before bed!!! Holy Crappola!!! Ah coffee!!! Life saver... cheers Stan!
Date: 4/17/2023 4:54:00 AM
You are just too funny…going bananas ;)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/17/2023 5:51:00 AM
Bananas on my cereal Spoon Sized Shreddies! This is preposterous!!!! LOL Good morning Kim have a super day! XOX

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