Best Hoi Poems

it's broken, the tarmac's crooked,
and it's full of gaping mouths,
and you have to dodge them, 
to save your wheels,
and God!...Jesus! the stink of 
fly-blown fish hits you like an
honest politician;
in the nose and mouth:

and you want to parachute away, 
into the gaping mouths and your...

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And the road, the road, is blue and grey,
with sounds and sounds and a new deal
every day, and every way you can think of , 
which shudders the big blue, the big grey 
buildings of plaster and bare, bare brick and
nonsense, no sense electrical, theatrical...

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There’s no need to be all hoity-toity when you’re in the hoi polloi,
My mother used to tell me when I was just a little boy.

Live your life as best as you can and don’t build it up too high,
Because anyway you look at it you’re...

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There was an eagerly keen schoolboy,
Who when used the Greek term ‘hoi polloi’,
His teacher, a pedant--
A kind of stinging ant,
Corrected it to ‘the hoi polloi’;
Sir, my apology,
Ain't it tautology?
No, use grammar, boys as would a toy!
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In Greek, hoi polloi means ‘the people’. Thus, hoi is...

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Boot juiced abiding
     by ruff dogma, with joie
de vivre, which oft times witnesses
     me being a decoy
occasionally feigning
     tubby an Anchorite, ahoy!

Life in the K9 corps
     aint so ease...

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Hoi Polloi Loses The Way

You gravitate away
from the Lamb
who saved your Day
turn back;for you've
lost your way!
Yet, fear not,
for the Prodical Son
wound up with 
a glorious day!

McCuen Copyright October 2008...

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Hoi Polloi: Kick it Up a Notch!
      You must do more
   or your grades wont get
        the needed score
           don't you...

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Just a garden variety generic wordsmith 
teasing out reasonable rhyme courtesy ploy;
self plagiarizing boot juiced barely abiding
by ruff dogma, with enigmatic joie
de vivre charisma, 
which oft times witnessed
gentle green giant gentile goy
essentially me being a decoy
occasionally rocketing, outsourcing, 
kickstarting, feigning
tubby an Anchorite, ahoy!

Life in the...

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Hoi hasta callor
Here on earth today
And it is the hottest day
Of the Summer today
It is 48 
I can't take the heat
The heat
Is killing all of us
It is very bad for the people
Who have asthma
And heart problem
I am thinking about
Going  on for a swim
On lake...

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Hoi hasta calor
Here on earth today
And it is the hottest day
Of the Summer today
It is 48 
I can't take the heat
The heat
Is killing all of us
It is very bad for the people
Who have asthma
And heart problem
I am thinking about
Going  on for a swim
On lake...

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