I Haint No Recalcitrant Underdog Among Hoi Polloi

Boot juiced abiding
     by ruff dogma, with joie
de vivre, which oft times witnesses
     me being a decoy
occasionally feigning
     tubby an Anchorite, ahoy!

Life in the K9 corps
     aint so ease zee
absolutely daunting, hence
     lemme share with ye
haunting, and unnerving, the whee
kid nasty, short, and brutish

     ways, and truth be told,
     I would rather be outwardly
     hidebound, gagged, and flagellated
     (threatened tubby slowly
     strangled to death by vee
numb muss snakes, me scree

ming bloody murder,
     sans resembling 
     caduceus), or re
     peat head lee bitten
     (till death do me part)
     by vampire bats pre

dominant lee inhabiting
spooky attic, nee
     above cattle crying
abattoir, bovines me
ting grisly demise, cuz prowling
     the murderous gang

     infested mean streets -
of corpse lee
ving shot up desolation
     (think skidrow) role much
     more blood curdling, key
ping adrenaline heart pounding,

    and sweat pouring directive he
ping helplessness 'specially,
     when this gree
gear re: us macho foo fighter,
     accompanied by my greatful
     dead cutting crew - on free

key Friday the 13th
     assigned directive to man
     the most crime ridden, and be
dev filled violent bailiwick,
(donning head to toe
     bullet proof suited vests),

     nonetheless fraught with
     horrendously extreme
difficulty, and more
     challenging, end
     during, and grueling
     than surviving training
     undertaking associated

     with elite military clique,
and attendant rightfully
     earned linkedin prestige
     joining: Raiders of United
     States Marine Corp,
     Green Berets United States Army
     Special Forces, or Navy Seals.
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