I Haint No Recalcitrant Underdog Among Hoi Polloi

Just a garden variety generic wordsmith teasing out reasonable rhyme courtesy ploy; self plagiarizing boot juiced barely abiding by ruff dogma, with enigmatic joie de vivre charisma, which oft times witnessed gentle green giant gentile goy essentially me being a decoy occasionally rocketing, outsourcing, kickstarting, feigning tubby an Anchorite, ahoy! Life in the K9 corps ain't so doggone ease zee absolutely daunting, hence lemme share with ye haunting, and unnerving, the whee kid nasty, short, and brutish ways, and truth be told, I would rather be outwardly hidebound, gagged, and flagellated (threatened tubby slowly strangled to death by bonafide vee numb muss snakes, yours truly screaming bloody murder, viper esse scent chilly resembling caduceus), and/or re: peat head lee bitten (till death do us part) by vampire (weekend) bats pre dominant lee inhabiting spooky attic, nee above cattle crying abattoir, bovines bull heave - meeting grisly demise, where prowling hoodlums - vicious murderous electric kool aid acid tested gang infesting mean streets - viz hit head hay be us corpse lee ving shot up desolation (think skidrow) role much more blood curdling, key ping adrenaline heart pounding, and sweat pouring directive hee ping helplessness 'specially, when this gree gear re: us macho foo fighter, accompanied by my grateful dead cutting crew - on free key Friday the 13th assigned directive to man the most crime ridden, and be dev filled violent bailiwick, donning head to toe bulletproof suit vests. Nevertheless, yours truly fraught with horrendously extreme difficulty, and more challenging, enduring, and grueling than surviving training undertaking associated with elite military clique, and attendant rightfully earned linkedin prestige joining: Raiders of United States Marine Corp, Green Berets United States Army Special Forces, or Navy Seals.