Best Hockey Puck Poems
Below are the all-time best Hockey Puck poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hockey puck poems written by PoetrySoup members
Just a Few ClerihewsWarning, if you are under 60 you may not "get" some of these.
Mohammad Ali
taunting with poetry,
his opponents he'd zing
as he danced 'bout the ring.
Graham Kerr...
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Categories:
hockey puck, fun,
Form:
Clerihew
Enough PaperI've got enough paper to build a new tree
maybe i can get some kind of reward
I'm doing it all to make you happy
And maybe this...
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Categories:
hockey puck, lovemay,
Form:
Free verse
Curious EpitaphsLecherous Luther was wont to grope
He ceased to function at the end of a rope!
Here lies Cletus as stiff as a board
He slipped on the...
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Categories:
hockey puck, death, fate, humorous,
Form:
Epitaph
Mister Ice ManYou see there's a nice man.
He's Mister Ice Man.
And Mister Ice Man.
Skates on a hockey team.
Mister Ice man.
Hockey stick in hand.
And Mister Ice Man.
Do the...
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Categories:
hockey puck, hockey, song, sports,
Form:
Ballad
Team PlayersTeam players shake hands good luck
Shoot scores the hockey puck
The soccer player kicks the ball
The sky diver takes the fall
The football player must...
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Categories:
hockey puck, friendship, inspirational, sports, race,
Form:
Rhyme
Lockout
To the most ardent fans, this year has been hell.
There are plenty of idle hockey rinks throughout the NHL.
With season ticket holders, this has not...
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Categories:
hockey puck, business, sports, games, games,
Form:
Rhyme
Splendor On the BeachThere I was, a lonely soul, lollin' on a Bermuda beach soakin' up the sun,
Where the sand is pink and the rum swizzles will never...
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Categories:
hockey puck, romanceromantic, summer, me, romantic,
Form:
Rhyme
Clyde O'Toole's Bad LuckClyde O'Toole suffered a heap of bad luck
He was beaned with a wayward hockey puck
He was...
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Categories:
hockey puck, hockey, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Gourmet ConcessionsSmiling recollections,
summer evening reflections, now
almost gone for new generations
while my venues of childhood musings
and adolescent anticipations
...near extinction.
I must concede my willingness to share
what they will...
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Categories:
hockey puck, memory,
Form:
Narrative
Ode To 'Yelp' Duplicity'Yelp's' a lark, (truth indeed?), maybe servant of greed?
You want 'natural' ratings? Please your advice heed!
Now your model for earning seems blackmail at best,
You pollute...
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Categories:
hockey puck, abuse, fantasy, humor, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
My Blue Cheese Is a Dark, Reddish BrownOf all the foods in all the lands of culinary charm
There is but one offender my taste buds can’t disarm
While...
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Categories:
hockey puck, food, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
A Life In Gumhaving grown up with a smoker for a father
i have most certainly inhaled my fair share of second-hand
so i never fell for the allure of...
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Categories:
hockey puck, lifelife, me, red,
Form:
Free verse
With a Wonderful Woman Beside MeWhy does love always feel like a stick in my eye
When I constantly reach for the sky
Looking for the answers why
It's kicking my butt and leaves...
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Categories:
hockey puck, anxiety, god, goodbye, how
Form:
Rhyme
Hindu Voodoo - With Apologies To Dylan ThomasTell me, my friend, when can I send
My spirit gently into that good night?
How many times do I have to die
Before I...
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Categories:
hockey puck, allegory, death, humor,
Form:
Burlesque
At the Crux4/8/24
Aww shucks
Still at the crux
In a state of flux
With reality still out of touch
I've been puzzled much
So I smoke a couple blunts
That's a double dutch
From...
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Categories:
hockey puck, dark, deep, life, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme