Best Hitler Poems

Chancellor Adolf Hitler
Quite dumb with girls when he was littler--
But in Nazi's  prime, came sultry Eva 
Messed-up like Fuhrer, she became his diva!



Educate Me with Humor--Leader Clerihew
Contest of Andrea Dietrich   1/25/2019
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Eva Braun was Hitler's lovely mistress for years.
Though both had eccentric, bizarre...

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Hitler is burning
He burned yesterday
He will be burning tomorrow
He began to burn immediately 
after his last breath.
Hitler will burn forever.
He would gladly accept a drop
of cool water on his tongue
from the least of those at Auschwitz,
at Dachau, at Warsaw, at Flossenburg.

Now, he knows.

He needs no...

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Starter of World War Two, Adolf Hitler
His compassion for Jews could not have been littler.
During his Nazi speeches, he'd shout and perspire.
He likely did not realize he was a hideous liar....

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ground breaking silence
red dust rises ashes fall~
carrion for crows...

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There's nothing worse on God's green earth
Than a woman with ultimate power
She'll time you when you sit on the throne
And it better not take an hour

Imagine if there was a Woman Hitler
Man would we be screwed
You know, a woman who thinks she knows it all
But...

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The Next Hitler

The next Hitler will execute the world’s masses, 
Using costly powerful pharmaceuticals;
Feel-good grenades that bring euphoric explosions.
Metal bombs and bullets belong to a former age,
An old-school time when murder was expensive.
Whereas confining thousands of prisoners in camps,
Well, that is certainly not cost-effective either.
Food...

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Hitler had a Nice Voice

Soothing to the ladies
Appealing to the masses
Wooing the elite with powerful promises
While telling the workers what they should seek

Powerful voice
Hypnotic prose to idle the minds
We must all unite against those evil ones
Whom are not at all like us

The Wolf who wears...

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Herr Wolf is now wearing a hellava frown.

Denied Heaven‘s entrance, he had to go down,

but was thrown from Hell too,

because LUCIFER knew

that HITLER could capture the devil‘s own crown.


For the L and H Limerick Contest of Catie Lindsey...

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He had the dream, 
to hear the screams, 
of a million aching men.
He sold himself with rhetoric, 
and the nightmare soon began.

Hypnotized and blind to lies, 
a people showed no pity.
Captured towns and vandalized, 
a thousand helpless cities.
Tortured, gassed and served starvation, 
to a gentle...

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Once there was a man called Hitler, the good
“Shape-up or die” his great ethics for good
Remove inhibitions by exposing to light
Fire shyness and inferior thinking out
Bloody this Hitler executes dull minds! Good....

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Adolph Hitler,
that old unruly tiger,
crawled and begged a Jew at heaven's gate,
the Jew unmercifully replied, "Sorry! too late"









24th Sept, '12...

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religious police
arrest Muslim fast breakers -
no faith, no excuse

drink sharia tea?
"faith not works lest man should boast"
Jonestown Kool-Aid bro!

tea party leadership -
black man likes it, we hate it,
no thinking required

knee jerk politics
chop off nose to spite your face
mostly just jerks though

right to life, my right?
right...

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...KLARA HITLER - HIS MOTHER'S EYES
Does not the glow of Heaven call to mind
The tears of ev'ry mother in her plight?
Such beauty was the love he'd never find,
Perhaps to lead him on, through wrong or right.

And so, this Alter Boy, who loved to sing,
Swelled up...

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Countdown to Armageddon precariously hinges 
   potential apocalypse outcome, mere smattering days away
if the brazen, fierce-some dragon doth don 
   trumps presidential throne - 
   ships with whistling  Dixie missiles at bay
will be synchronized with aerial bombardiers 
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Mocking the dead, is that a thing?
How many ways can one be disrespecting?
Laws that cause offenders to be free?
Rape kits that exist only to be not breached.

Little lies and big divides of right and wrong genocide.
Our forefathers could not ever predict
We would be as disrespectful...

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