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Woman Hitler

There's nothing worse on God's green earth Than a woman with ultimate power She'll time you when you sit on the throne And it better not take an hour Imagine if there was a Woman Hitler Man would we be screwed You know, a woman who thinks she knows it all But you would still swear she's a dude A dinky little mustache beneath her nose And a unibrow that looks like it's winkin' I never noticed but the stubble on her chin Kinda looks a little like Abraham Lincoln This Woman Hitler will change the world And make slaves of all the men She'd make a declaration that watching football Would be the unpardonable sin I bet you didn't know if you rearrange the letters She's known to one and all Just rearrange the letters in Woman Hitler It's gonna spell Mother in law

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 2/16/2011 7:25:00 AM
Terrific, Larry. Very clever. Nice job. Enjoyed. Ralph
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Date: 2/15/2011 7:57:00 AM
The last two lines of this presentation knock the ball out of the park. Good descriptiveness and rhyming in this witty piece. Just correct the misspelling in the third line of your fourth verse with "decloration". The correct spelling is "declaration".
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Date: 2/15/2011 7:45:00 AM
tricky and really smart with surprising elemenst that make this piece incredible.. well aside from her, we women can raise hell, lol! :) huggs, nette
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Date: 2/14/2011 6:22:00 PM
well it's no danged wonder Larry! I had no idea! Thanks for filling me in on this breaking news...heh heh enjoyed
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