Best Heavenly Body Poems
A nubile young vicar named Jude
Was seen swimming, totally nude
The bishop said WOW
Just look at you now
Your assets - they need to be viewed!
Fiction write!
07-05-17
Invited him home for a drink
A toast as their glasses did clink
Robes down on the floor
Performing a chore...
How far will this story now sink.
WRITTEN BY TIM SMITH
The vicar bent over to pray
The bishop could not look away
So for his protection
Took up a collection
A robe now conceals his display
WRITTEN BY CHRIS GREEN
I think this story about being nude will sink low
I will tell on those guys, all I know
Those two men are not holy
The bishop's roly-poly
And the vicar used to be in a nude girly show
WRITTEN BY LIN LANE
The bishop was feeling romantic
The vicar thought the man pedantic
When the vicar turned around
To give the bishop a frown
The bishop gasped, "Lord, you're gigantic!"
WRITTEN DALE GREGORY COZART
Said Jude, will we both go to hell-
Said bishop, you never can tell
But please will you turn
I've got carpet burn
And my knees are beginning to swell
WRITTEN BY GARY SMITH
As the bishop continued to stare
He thought such a body's not fair
To see the nude vicar
was hard on his ticker
and soon he had to change underwear
WRITTEN BY ROGER ADAMS
Mother Teresa told me so
In the heaven we’ll dance too slow
If you want to come
Bring us some Rum
Otherwise you may stop and go
WRITTEN BY PASHANG SALEHI
btw... What would the Pontiff say?
Would there be hell to pay?
Or would the Pope
just drop the soap
and hope he'd be invited to play
WRITTEN BY LIM'RIK FLATS
When suddenly a knock at the door
they decided they'd rather ignore
in walked the pope,
joined in the group grope
next day they were all saddle sore
WRITTEN BY DANIEL TURNER
The pope thought it not at all freakly
when asking the other men meekly
that if they were game
and would do the same
they could set up appointments weekly
WRITTEN BY DALE GREGORY COZART
Jude's assets developed so well
As the bishop could obviously tell
But you might be surprised
How it grew to that size
Well, he used it to ring the church bell
WRITTEN BY RAY GRIDLEY
07-06-17
Your living water breathes warmth across the waves
The Lord's prayer flutters inside the blessed wings of an angel
Our Holy Spirit Father of this Universe
Whom is the King of Israel
Artist of Eden in heaven, you are crowned above all angels
Hallowed be Thy Name Most High
Onto your Kingdom we come
Paradise with You is full of peace and love where all is good
The salt of our sins are forgiven as they fall upon the sand
O Merciful Forgiving Father
Kiss our wounds as we kneel down to profess our love for you
In the seat of royal David in Bethlehem where you were born
Our Lady of Mount Carmel
We pray to you in our most dire needs
To keep our families safe from all harms
Let them be aware of earthly treacheries
Let them have the gift of clarity to know the differences
And let us be kind and loving in our tones always
Beloved Saint Teresa of Jesus Little Flower
Keep us focused on our spiritual light within
Lead us far from worldly desires and temptations
Let not humans forget their dignities
Let not humans lose their faith or souls
Let us contemplate in Prayer
Community and Servitude Amen
Christmas theme collaboration "Heavenly Body and Soul"
Co-written with Liam Mc Daid and Angeline Lim
Your living water breathes warmth across the waves
The Lord's prayer flutters inside the blessed wings of an angel
Our Holy Spirit Father of this Universe
Whom is the King of Israel
Artist of Eden in heaven, you are crowned above all angels
Hallowed be Thy Name Most High
Onto your Kingdom we come
Paradise with You is full of peace and love where all is good
The salt of our sins are forgiven as they fall upon the sand
O Merciful Forgiving Father
Kiss our wounds as we kneel down to profess our love for you
In the seat of royal David in Bethlehem where you were born
Our Lady of Mount Carmel
We pray to you in our most dire needs
To keep our families safe from all harms
Let them be aware of earthly treacheries
Let them have the gift of clarity to know the differences
And let us be kind and loving in our tones always
Beloved Saint Teresa of Jesus Little Flower
Keep us focused on our spiritual light within
Lead us far from worldly desires and temptations
Let not humans forget their dignities
Let not humans lose their faith or souls
Let us contemplate in Prayer
Community and Servitude Amen
Christmas theme collaboration "Heavenly Body and Soul"
Co-written with Liam Mc Daid and myself
I AM OF HIM A KINGDOM HEAVENLY BODY-Dedicated VERSE FOR SHASTA SIMMS ANTHOLOGY 2
The color of purple, is blue;
The meaning of love, is you;
You are the air in me;
I am the fragrance entirely;
In truth I am of you;
Chorus I am yours, you’ve created me heavenly
I am shaped by your hands man and woman
Kings and Queens to rule have dominion over these lands;
It’s your purpose, your will, your plans
I am, your child, I am your heavenly body
The skies in my eyes I view;
In richen by your creative hand construed;
In awe of the pleasantness;
It’s I in you nature caress
I am bless, not pressed;
ChorusI am yours, you’ve created me heavenly
I am shaped by your hands man and woman
Kings and Queens to rule have dominion over these lands;
It’s your purpose, your will, your plans
I am, your child, I am your heavenly body
The meaning of love, is you;
You are the air in me;
I am the fragrance entirely;
In truth I am of you;
All that I am, I am of ALL I AM
So a soul that I am, a HEAVENLY BODY
10/8/2024
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©
Jew
or greek,
slave or free-
members each with
me
Near stillness midnight
Unblushing star whispers
Its name through the trees
February 21, 2020
I:45am PST
English Haiku 5,6,5
I’ve seen it, late those myriad afternoons—
A twilight blush, first waiting patiently
to welcome back your scintillating beauty,
next succumbing to your mild midnight swoons;
Your sapphire eyes then gleamed as glowing moons—
Though here facing me, near enough to see,
distantly they shone, reflecting the glee ?of more divinely animated tunes;
Yet, stretching out, I could not seem to reach
your spirit, could not stir your astral soul.
With the stars, glittering light-years away,
you were much too remote for wordly touch.
O me, what fool such a faraway goal
would chase? Was it not wiser home to stay?