Best Hapless Poems
Hapless Halloween ( Footled )THAT NIGHT ... THE FRIGHT ..
PREPARED ... BE SCARED ...
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Categories:
hapless, funnyhalloween, halloween,
Form:
Light Verse
Hapless In Helmandfour star circus
side show of war,
thugs on a hillside
another killing floor,
greedy men squabble loudly
gulping down the poor,
coalition vacuole
futility galore,
sobbing children in the dust
silent tears like rain,
generation lost to time
born in tragic pain,
greener valleys stretch on out
blot out the crimson stain,
sons and daughters of the fist
hope...
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Categories:
hapless, war,
Form:
The Hapless Crime of Being a VictimIt was a very dark night
With no one to listen her plight
She looked for mercy, but found wanton eyes filled with lustful delight.
She saw her life flash before her eyes, her fright now scaled new height
It was a horrendous feeling, one of pain and Hurt
Alas...
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Categories:
hapless, abuse, anger, poetry, power,
Form:
Carpe Diem
HaplessThat robot on line is so crafty!
Pick a number, he says; make it snappy!
Or go to the App
He'll get nowhere with that;
He should know by now I'm un-appy!...
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Categories:
hapless, funny, humorous, innocence, technology,
Form:
Limerick
The Seductress Is HaplessHere she comes like shaft of the sun, walking,
As sullen eyes and widened mouth feast –
Dubbed the slayer of love; the goddess of lust – all stalking
Libidinously like a fun starved beast
Beauty so hypnotic, enslaving whoever looked twice
Ensnared kings, drunks, gamblers and sorcerers
Ducked in...
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Categories:
hapless, beauty, celebrity, lust,
Form:
Narrative
Hapless, Helpless, HopelessI'd like a chance of true romance
To dance across my loveless path
A seed in me to place- implant,
But I find it all a laugh!
In splendored lands to hold our hands,
While Beauty lies where Love will stand?
Ha! But in an instant, it feels so distant-
A Union...
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Categories:
hapless, beauty, dance, love, romance,
Form:
Rhyme
Hapless GaffThe teleprompter tumbles
in the clamorous migration
of doting interns and
banner-waving believers,
as the majority rallies
yet again toward fervor
behind pitch-black sound bites
guaranteed to stir frothing
complacency of thought.
As the seconds stretch in the
arc of gravity, the press core
readies their cut-to-tape excuses
while half the bodies on stage
begin talking to their...
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Categories:
hapless, allegory, funny, political
Form:
Imagism
Help the Helpless and the HaplessToo many questions life asks me
To which I offer no accurate answers
Not that as a busy bee
I can’t assemble diva dancers
To satisfy life’s curiosity
Meant to uncover
Why life in my city
Bestows on me a thousand chances to discover
If my potential in width and depth
Generates at...
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Categories:
hapless, poems,
Form:
Free verse
When She's Sick I'M So In Trouble - In the Words of a Hapless HusbandWhen she’s sick I’m so in trouble
Rocks my world, bursts my bubble,
All at once my head is spinning,
Forehead aching, hair fast thinning.
I’m not trained to handle chores,
Clean the house, go to stores,
Cook the meals, feed the kids,
My existence on the skids.
Give me patience, show...
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Categories:
hapless, for her, humor, husband,
Form:
Rhyme
Hapless Tom TurkeyThanksgiving Day loomed for old Tom Turkey
Averting the feared axe seemed quite murky
So he made this soulful plea
I would much prefer that ye
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Categories:
hapless, humorous, thanksgiving,
Form:
Limerick
Hapless CollapseSpring necked victim
Will be decked again
For pure amusement...
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Categories:
hapless, anti bullying, care, life,
Form:
Rhyme
HaplessHapless days have come and passed
In memory they remain but only in my mind
Every moment every task assigned
Looking back its picture perfect
Though only pain is what it brought
Born a saint though with every sin I become a sinner
And sinners are born only to...
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Categories:
hapless, loneliness,
Form:
Free verse
The Hapless YouthLook at him and see that he's determined
To win the glories now denied;
See his zeal and study his will,
It is the highest satisfaction he wants to feel.
Father of all and the Author of Truth,
Look towards him with merciful favor,
And guard him from those uncouth,
And...
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Categories:
hapless, sympathy,
Form:
Rhyme
Hapless Cletus O'TooleCletus O'Toole sulked 'neath the mistletoe
Pining for a kiss by chicks to bestow
They tittered as they passed by
Noting his jean's open fly
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Categories:
hapless, humorous, kiss,
Form:
Limerick
Hapless Laments a ManChess perhaps be the only game
That mirrors life men live—so tame:
King, as men in kingdom,
Cannot move in freedom,
Queen, any which way in the frame!
If king gets no long rope,
Is there any a hope
For poor men worth their worthy name?
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Limerick |06.08.2023| humour, men...
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Categories:
hapless, humor, men,
Form:
Limerick