Best Grump Poems

Laughing, dancing, having the time of her life,
Faerie Fun went from mushroom house to toadstool cottage,
Spreading joy,
Playing with everyone
In a kind and pleasant way.
There was...

Read more of this work...

I relate this story from my room in the Quiet Vale Giggling Academy

A reader might find my story hard to believe
BUT!
At one time in my...

Read more of this work...

Grouchy is a grubby feeling,
with the nasty taste of blah;
makes you out of sorts with living,
the opposite of hurrah.

You don’t like anything 
you used to...

Read more of this work...

Three times higher on Mars you can jump,

which is great, but you'll sure be a grump

if you visit the spot

so incredibly hot

that the sun, when...

Read more of this work...

These days my home is a disaster where no neatness is mastered.
For years I did the spic and span scene for a spouse who notices...

Read more of this work...

Axe the old Don, a trump peter n piper
   of incredulous hellish crud - be gone
ha air brushed pompous ****
   Sunkist...

Read more of this work...

ANIMAL COURT

I relate this story from my room in the Quiet Vale Giggling Academy

A reader might find my story hard to believe
BUT!
At one time in...

Read more of this work...

Donald Trump
is no frump.
He wears expensive attire,
and is known for saying "You're Fired!"

Donald Trump,
sometimes a grump.
Arrogant as he can be,
he's running for the Presidency.

8/20/15...

Read more of this work...

The alarm hits me over the head like a rock
Extra scoop of exhaustion, work-related
Timer says it’s Cranky-Past-Grump O’clock
But fear not, the remedy has percolated

The mind...

Read more of this work...

I grump, I slump, I scowl, I'm in a mood
To judge, nitpick and be abruptly rude.

Skies heavy under clouds of concrete gray
Lost are the pinks...

Read more of this work...

Or catching up with the holidays… They’re a great family treat, for all to see…

In the summer Dragon catches lightening bugs, and thinks they promise...

Read more of this work...

My Christmas Box by Rob Barratt

We’ll have an X-Men, X-files, X-Box, no socks, X-Factor, Max Factor, Max Bygraves, no war 
graves of a Christmas

I want...

Read more of this work...

As conspiracies plot like blood clots sneaking up to give you that shock focused on the not please take a seat for those that cant...

Read more of this work...

What is your angle
I am baffled
All you talk about is the great battle
You make me cackle
You like to babble
I think you need a cuddle
I wish...

Read more of this work...

In an isolated island where most people are fishermen, life was so hard.  One morning near the shore, a genie from a floating lamp...

Read more of this work...