Best Goggle Poems

Whilst drinking in a bar with my mates, i started to get "that feeling"
i ended up getting so pissed, that you could have scraped me off the ceiling.

My beer goggles kicked, i saw a  girl, i thought she was hot.
We went home, we did...

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when students ask about metaphors
and similes 
i love it
but please stop identifying juxtaposition 
i hand them a 
dictionary
look it up yourself pal
i never had a classical education
and can't pronounce Persephone 
and don't 
believe anybody can
so just avoid that bit of the curriculum 
avoid the greeks
give...

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