The Wily Goat

The purple on his chin was tellin'
there was just no use to lie.
That pesky, good for nothin' goat
had eaten Mother's pie.
She  had set it on the porch 
jist to cool it down a bit,
and don't you know that goat had come
and calmly eaten it.

My little brother looked as if
he was inclined to cry.
They'd warned him things
would have to change
or Billy Goat would die.
I got a rag to help him scrub
that bright dye off his whisker.
He could appeal to Mom's good side,
but didn't want to risk her.

That goat had climbed on everythin'
from our new car to house.
He'd eaten nightshirts off the line.
No wonder Mom would grouse.
I'll kill that goat", our mother said
a dozen time or so.
Of course she didn't mean it but
our brother didn't know.

Now little brother'd come along
when most of us were growed.
He never seem to learn the ways 
the rest of us all knowed.
He didn't learn to work around
our mama's laws and such.
He had no wiles to pertect him.
His goat was sure in dutch.

Bein' so much younger must be tough
and not too easy sailin'.
His best friend was this pesky goat
and that was fast a failin'.
He guessed the only way to go
was take his goat and run.
He didn't think to take a coat
and weinies and a bun.

The rest of us when we run off,
we knowed enough to take
some warm clothes and some
sandwitches 'n even choclit cake.
We were all scared when brother
didn't turn up for a meal
and we could see the worry our
mama began to feel.

So Daddy got his good horse Dan
and took the dogs along,
and said he'd just go scout him out;
be sure nothin' was wrong.
It seemed a good long time before
we saw Dad ridin' back
with somethin' on his saddle.
It looked much like a sack.

But it was our little brother
and he was sound asleep.
Dad found him in the orchard
with apples in a heap.
His cunnin' goat had climbed up
in the ole apple tree
and flung down the ripe apples,
as nimble as can be.

So brother wasn' hungry
but he was mighty weary.
Our mother grabbed him in her arms
and all of us were teary.
That wily goat was smart enough
to prove himself a winner.
He'd saved our brother and himself
from becoming our goat dinner.


By: Joyce Johnson
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009


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Date: 3/7/2013 10:32:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Joyce, such an enjoyable piece,xx
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Date: 3/6/2013 9:50:00 PM
Joyce, ;-) congratulations with your sweet and awesome win, in my any poem goes contest. Good Night~ LINDA
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Date: 3/6/2013 7:26:00 PM
congrats on a great win...I enjoyed the story
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Date: 5/24/2012 7:16:00 AM
Congratulations on your win with this wonderful write!---Lori
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Date: 5/24/2012 7:11:00 AM
Awww, this is adorable, Joyce! Congrats on your win. Love and Blessings, Rhonda
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Date: 5/23/2012 10:45:00 AM
What a delightful story...I can see this in a book clearly !! The kind Goat !! congrats on your placement in PD's contest
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Date: 5/23/2012 5:20:00 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Long Poem" contest Joyce. Love, Carol
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Date: 5/22/2012 10:20:00 PM
Joyce, Congratulations with your awesome long long poem! Thank you for supporting my contest. Good night ~*~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD
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Date: 5/22/2012 2:43:00 PM
Joyce congrats on your win..David
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Date: 4/4/2009 6:12:00 PM
A great tale Joyce with a really nice flow and rhymes.
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Date: 4/2/2009 8:36:00 AM
Joyce this is such an awesome write. I love the lively imagery which flows in marvelous tones throughout the read. I thank you for sharing the write my friend. God's Love and Many Blessings, Always, Adell
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Date: 3/30/2009 6:45:00 PM
My grandson will like this as much as I do. what fun.!BG
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Date: 3/30/2009 4:39:00 PM
Outrageously entertaining, Joyce! You "got my goat" in this humorous poem. Your poems are filled with warm, family secrets that unfold beautifully!
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Date: 3/30/2009 3:47:00 PM
This is so cute, a story I will have to print and read to my grandkids! ~ Great job, Joyce! ~ love, Carrie
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Date: 3/30/2009 1:56:00 PM
The tale of the goat is really funny, you made my wife Sue laugh so much. You have a wonderful talent it flows so easily Joyce. God Bless Leon & Sue
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