Best Garage Sale Poems

The residents will soon be moving.
There is lots of miscellaneous and
still useable items.
Some old growth redwoods 
and fishable seas, some 
breathable air
and unpolluted shores,
bargains galore so
don't hesitate
to make an offer.
All prices are negotiable
and everything must go.
Saturday, from 9-5, please,
no earlies.
Earth, the nearest cross-street
is Milky Way....

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1221 Boiling Weather Drive
First customer gets a free beehive
With purchase ten bones or more
Food, drinks, desserts galore
Porcelain hitchhiker needs a ride...

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Up at dawn...
Jackets on...
8am is coming fast...
I must hurry...can't be last.
I checked the ad's...I checked it twice...
I made my list...it took half the night.
I've planned my route...
I have no doubt...it will bring me victory!
I  cleaned the car...made lot's of room,
for all the treasures I'll...

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For sale a bunch of fine unused words, many misspelled
Poet can’t uses them; mind is on strike, the pen has been stilled

These words never used for they never quite seemed to fit
Got them online; advertisement said they were a complete poetry kit

Can’t send them back...

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I once had some poems to unveil
 So I  decided to have a garage sale
 so I put up a sign
  to all those inclined
  to peruse my poems in  detail

  But rain fell pitta  patter
  and some...

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At a Garage Sale

Wish my golf energy was tough enough
To keep me from ending up in the rough
Each time I am heading for the green
And caught in some trap in between.

Great golf game is what I had in mind,
But when I ended up so far...

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I’m having a garage sale
Though I don’t have a garage.
Come check out all my offerings – 
You’ll see a strange montage.

I have similes and metaphors
So old that they’re clichés.
There are sentences and verses
Budding writers can rephrase.

From a stack of nouns quite towering
Are so many you...

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Artfully arranged articles:
Books beside bedding,
Clocks, camera, china cups clinking,
Dishes, decanters, dining damask,
Electronics
Facing ferns,
Gardening gear.   Gaudy
Handwoven hats hide
Inkstained
Jute.   Junk jewelry,
Kitchenware, kite kits,
Linens laying lopsided.
Marbles, magazines, menswear,
Nice needlework, necklaces,
Ornaments,
Pots, pans, pretty plants put parallel.
Quality quite
Reasonable.   Rickrack, ribbons,
Sewing sack spilling
Thread, thimbles. ...

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Buy one, get one free!
Waste no time, come and see!

If you are looking for a metaphor
please check the green box at the front door.

Similes are in a stack, take all you want
Hiding under the wizard's hat.

Acrostic words, there are very few
But there are many old...

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paper            typewriters        books and dictionaries
pens             pencils         ...

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I've got to clean out these loaded ancient poetry files
What will I sell first maybe I'll just stack them in big pile

I know then I'll sort them_separate by topic
Remove ones about child sex abuse as if by magic  

Now the world is safer place...

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Another poetry jumble sale,
of numerous funny tales.

Pay a little shining coin 
 take your haiku with joy.

I have plenty of free-verse,
you can buy yours and leave the rest

Sonnets would have given me much gains
but writing them are not without the pains

Couplets are on high demand,
I...

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In my garage I have posted
Many things have been sold
Pans, trays, pillows I have hosted
Love and hatred same old, same old

New things they ask of me
Do they pay well my fee
To stay up all night I guarantee
To sell my soul, no, that is for free

Books...

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Old worn things
sprawled in heaps of disarray
Lamps and Chippendale chairs,
faded boudoir cabinets,
forgotten wedding gift kitchen wares
Clothes fashioned in yesteryears,
teacups full of evaporated tears
Nostalgic tears of joy,
tears of sadness
Items bearing times of hardship,
some marked with easy living felt tips
Garage sale ...
barter away the past
Selling off old...

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Written for the tongue twister challenge

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Aunty acquired an
antique armoire
for her red-leather yellow-leather
lingerie.
Unique New Yorker, she!...

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