Best Gander Poems
Gander Wants a Gooseoh deer how *****,
wimmen problems slide,
the gander wants the goose,
better seeming be tonguetied,
then let the wrong words loose,
ive tried ...n fried ...now footloose..
whats the use :( poor ol Johnson tried. 9-aug-11...
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Categories:
gander, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
Good For the Ganderto really please the ladies on the soup
there's one sure thing i should put to use
to keep the ladies smiling all the time
i should use my dictionary for every line
and when i'm at the office and have something to say
i just call my secretary who...
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Categories:
gander, introspection,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Gander ThatThere once was a golden goose named Alice
Who lived with the King in his Royal Palace
The Careless King tossed down
His armored knight and gown
Poor Alice was found flatter than stale Guinness...
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Categories:
gander, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Meander and Great GanderMeander and Great Gander
Writing poems and playing a guitar
My soul never scare or leave a scar
Even though some say I'm a rising star
Love hearing me play from off way far
Poems of my personality are an extension
May remove all of your **** retention
Reading my poems is...
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Categories:
gander, animal, humor, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
The gander who wanted more goslings“Today, we again failed to reproduce,”
said the gander to the goose.
“If we wanna keep up with the drake and the duck,
we gotta do more than ~ just depend on luck.
We gotta actually let something hang loose.”...
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Categories:
gander, animal, baby, bird, children,
Form:
Light Verse
Gary the GanderGary the Gander was a big silly goose
Who wanted to wander if he could get loose
From confines of the barnyard where he had been born.
He had layers of lard just from dining on corn.
Farmer Bruce was his keeper and treated him well
But Gary had ambitions...
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Categories:
gander, fantasy, sweet, sweet,
Form:
Light Verse
Try To Take a GanderTry to Take a Gander
There ain't nothing I can't write about
Even though my poor English is in doubt
Correct it yourself can go ahead and do
Permanently stick you might need glue.
Once poem becomes permanently in place
Deserving your attention with no disgrace
Why bother and try to read...
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Categories:
gander, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Gander At My DanderGander At My Dander
About some people I have been realizing,
They enjoy bothering us and aggrandizing;
Get up dander,
Of my gander;
Which I lately have really been surmising.
I think Trump annoys people on purpose
just to get their attention. Have you ever
anything like that before?
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
gander, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
A Gander At SandersComrade Bernie
Like Bert and Ernie
Appeals to youth --
Angry, quirky, uncouth...
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Categories:
gander, analogy, satire,
Form:
Clerihew
Gander through timeLuminous miscellaneous adorn my crown,
Frills and strawberries,
Thorny circlet dusted with a light layer of twinkle,
As my eyes hysteric with confusion
muse on this loss.
I gather the lumps of loaf
crossing the border of light
toddling and traversing through the hues
of bent butter beauties...
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Categories:
gander, 11th grade, childhood, family,
Form:
Free verse
Auntie's FarmMom drives us to our Auntie’s farm
so we can run and play.
She thinks it will be no harm
for us to spend the day.
Muriel Mule sings hee-haw,
and we all clap our hands.
It was fun to laugh and guffaw
since we are her greatest fans.
Daphne Duck...
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Categories:
gander, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form:
Rhyme