Best Funny Bone Poems

I tickled funny bones of five Souper men
So I gave thought to trying it once again
In the order they replied
My sarcasm was applied
As I gently heckled them with ink and pen

First, Tom Cunningham, who "liked my collection"
To femme limericks he had no objection
But now it's...

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February Funny Bone

I know a young lady so fine
Her good looks almost made me blind
I bought some dark shades
To cut down the glaze
And now that young lady is mine


Curtis Moorman
5 February 2012

For Linda-Maries contest...

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In the month of February 'twas fate
We chose our special wedding date
        A love, I cannot explain
        Couldn’t wait to take his name
So why do I still hyphenate?   ...

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The Leap Day Groom

Cheap Fred, wishing seldom to pay
to celebrate his wedding day,
then chose February
twenty-ninth to marry.
Few anniversaries that way!

Written by Andrea Dietrich
for The February Funny bone Limerick Contest 
of  Linda-Marie The Sweetheart of P.S.

Also For the "Any Poem You Posted This Week
Poetry Contest...

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Once came along a groundhog named Phil
                                 Looked for shadow in winters chill
...

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Don’t worry if your food contains fat,   
Can indulge after leaving your flat.   
Fat Tuesday is coming soon,   
You can feel like a balloon.
Just enjoy, and eat another stack.   

By Greg Stanley...

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I once met a guy by the name of Mort
By his record he must be very smart
At five, High School complete
College at six; a feat
A leaper; birthdays are four years apart

Submitted by Charles Sides...

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Something new and exciting
At our all boys school
Today we're going diving 
At an open air swimming pool .

All the boys are bragging 
As we get on board the bus
Not an ounce of testosterone was flagging
In any one of us .

Into the changing room 
I look...

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The Ground-Hogs honor, is on the line!

 But, he could end up a friend of mine!

        Here's precisely what I mean,

        cause if his shadow isn't seen,

then he, becomes my Valentine!


Written...

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In this short month of February
cupid is always in a hurry,
and he misses target
increasing divorce rate
so in this month just do not marry.




©kashinath karmakar
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Placement: 2nd;(Feb. 2012)

Contest:February Funny Bone

Sponsor: Linda-Marie the Sweetheart...

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There once was a joker called Cupid; 
The matches he made often stupid,
But he fired from his bow
At the folks down below -
His tricks got him oft prosecuted.

Jack Horne for Linda-Marie’s February Funny Bone contest...

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Linda-Marie The Sweetheart of P.S.
Contest Name	FEBRUARY FUNNY BONE 

Me Valentine

Me Valentine flashed past, bugger it,  
With some Galah, from Garah, a Tom Twit, 
Not needed for procreation, 
I’ve lost yet another sweet  ‘lation,’         (relation)
Sure of...

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There once was a suitor in Rome
He sent his sweet Valentine home.
When she got there,
She had an affair.
He foamed from her roaming syndrome.

© February 6, 2011
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen

FEBRUARY FUNNY BONE 	
Sponsored by: Linda-Marie The Sweetheart of P.S....

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February signifies love
Nothing more lovely than looking at doves
We eat, drink, and we're merry too
Next month we cry, cause we went up a size or two
February, month of love...

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The clock is rapidly ticking, ready to subtract
another year; is it a possible threat?
Once a traveler told me I could buy time,
but it would cost me more than a gold mine...
and he swore by the thick blood in his powerful wrist! 







Written by Andrew Crisci
for...

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