Tickling a Funny Bone
Something new and exciting
At our all boys school
Today we're going diving
At an open air swimming pool .
All the boys are bragging
As we get on board the bus
Not an ounce of testosterone was flagging
In any one of us .
Into the changing room
I look splendid in my trunks
A fifteen year old shy buffoon
Thinking he looks like a hunk .
I'm standing in the shallow end
Just the local beauty queen and me
Shockwaves through my body she sends
When she brushes past me accidentally .
Bumps in all the right places
Where should I rest my eyes
Blood rushing to my face
As something in my trunks begins to rise .
Darren get out of the water
It is time for us to dive
Sir , Do I really have to ?
Let me stay until the other boys arrive .
Watson. Stop slouching
Get your hands down by your side
She's grinning and pouting
There's nowhere for me to hide .
Dazzling me with beauty
but what she did was foul
She stopped right in front of me
You should see where she hung her towel.
My suffering wasn't wasted
The other guys with jealousy were sick
When she kissed me on the cheek and said
''See ya later donkey dick .
If you were the girl that told me that
Might I give you a warning
My ex has seen the thing you were looking at
and says you need to get your eyes checked in the morning.
2/3/14
Copyright © Darren Watson | Year Posted 2014
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