Best Fun And Games Poems

I played a nasty joke on Santa
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Hey, Ho! A pub’ng we go… And I’ll bring along, those Zany Trolls.
What’s better, than to drink, with friends, my Dear… as merrily, off we...

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My son is getting older, and he just went back to College, the other day.
But he had enjoyed the summer, by adding a new game...

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One day while wan’dring far afield 
I heard a tortoise shriek 
“Oh, curse this shell, infernal cell…
I haven’t got all week!”

I dropped down low, I...

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Four treats in the doggy bowl
Four treats laying still
Each equal in proportion
Each tail wagging swell

Two dogs walk together
Up to sniff the treats
Enough for both to...

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That bewildering cake, flung to her 
thoughts as she raced to the microwave!
Ready to eat all those scraps, put in her 
face... She was Ready....

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Welcome to this "risk"-taking game of "life."
Choose a blue companion peg, or snag a pink wife,
or ride "solitaire" through this "scrabble"d "mousetrap,"
or add so many...

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The look on her face,
Was a total surprise.
The first time she saw it,
She couldn't believe it's size.

So I lifted it up,
Laid it out on the...

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Surprised-Flies fly without a clue as to why...
Flies’ that are gifted with big fly eyes

Brand new to this life, 
Surprised-Flies simply just fly, without a...

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Las Vegas, Pigeon’s Paradise!

At the Angel Park Golf and Country Club
The pigeons sported neck scarves
Of iridescent iris, white and blue
As they hoped with expectations
Around divots...

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Playing truth or dare is scary
It leaves you a little weary
Hidden secrets are revealed
That you've been keeping concealed
Its a crazy chance filled game
That gets wild...

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(giggly apologies to Bo Diddly and Buddy Holly)

I'm tellin' you how it's gonna be
You gonna play tiddlywinks with me
Tiddle forever and one day
Winks are winks...

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There's a You-Tube comic named Mr. Bean
Who plays peek-a-boo, so he can't be seen --
  He is clever and charming
  And ever-so-disarming --
Bean...

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My name Chris.

As of late, has been Chris-poor.

Chris-poor-friend takes notice.

Pay no mind to poor Chris.

He's a Chris-poor-friend.

Poor friend of Chris...



-Chris/Ironic Zinc...

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Ill Advised

Giving advice to someone who may be suffering from an illness. 

Being advised by somebody who is considerably ill. 

A poor choice made as...

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