A Pub-Ng We Go

Hey, Ho! A pub’ng we go… And I’ll bring along, those Zany Trolls. What’s better, than to drink, with friends, my Dear… as merrily, off we go! We’ll leave the frats, in the dust, and bring The Bun, merrily, along. He had a great run, at Easter time, now he can let, the good times roll. Who knows best, than a nest of Trolls, how to have, a really great time! A Biker Bar should fill our sails, as we go, courting the best… of it all. Hey, Ho! A pub’ng we go… And I’ll bring along, those Zany Trolls. What’s better, than to drink, with friends, my Dear…as merrily, off we go! The beers great, the girls’ first rate, I’ll ride a full-blown Harley Hog. To ride them down, across the town, my hair, flowing behind, in the air. But first we’ll make a new drinking song, betting on, who’s best, by far. Biker Dudes, Trolls enthused, raise their mugs in unity, again, once more! Hey, Ho! A pub’ng we go… And I’ll bring along, those Zany Trolls. What’s better, than to drink, with friends, my Dear… as merrily, off we go! It’s all fun, as with pool cues in hand, we try to, learn to play Eight Ball. We’ll dance on the floor, and some on the bar, as rowdier we become. But we’re the best, with glass in fist, as we sing our new… drinking song. So don’t be glum! Here, come along, to laughter amid, such joyful fun. Hey, Ho! A pub’ng we go… And I’ll bring along, those Zany Trolls. What’s better, than to drink, with friends, my Dear… as merrily, off we go! We’ll have fun, then move along, as our song wins, and the tab is yours. You can join, as comes, the next bar, and we’ll, start all over, once more! It’s party time, until dawn, for Trolls can hold, great quantities of rum. As drinking games come, we win every time, as the losers pay the bill. Hey, Ho! A pub’ng we go… And I’ll bring along, those, Zany Trolls. What’s better, than to drink, with friends, my Dear…as merrily, off we go! (A drinking song for the pure fun it: sung like a pirate song clinking mugs.)