Simon Hamill Poet Rhyme

That's a Big One

The look on her face,
Was a total surprise.
The first time she saw it,
She couldn't believe it's size.

So I lifted it up,
Laid it out on the bed.
Hold it really tight,
And pull it I said.

Keep it really tight,
Don't loosen your grip.
If I don't get it in soon
It might start to slip.

At last it's all pulled out,
All the creases are gone,
Now that it's nearly ready
It looks very long.

The holes are all sorted,
Not a wrinkle in sight.
When I'm knocking one in,
It will slide in all right.

Now it's all finished,
Our game we can  play,
The new cloths on my table,
For snooker today.

4/4/2021

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Emilia James September 18, 2021 at 2:19 PM lol, the images that was going through my mind as I was reading. Clever play with words Simon (no pun intended) Emilia : ) Simon Hamill September 18, 2021 at 4:19 PM Hope you haven't got a dirty mind.lol.it was always about my snooker table.haha.take care.:):)

Jan Allison April 14, 2021 at 8:20 AM ha ha ha such innuendo this is one that certainly made me smile:-) hugs Jan xx Simon Hamill April 14, 2021 at 4:29 PM Hi jan.just a bit of fun.now I know how your mind works.lol.take care, simon:):)

Lindsay Laurie April 4, 2021 at 10:09 PM G'day Simon ... well done Simon. You certainly separate the wheat from the chaff with this fun poem - thanks Simon - Lindsay Simon Hamill April 5, 2021 at 1:21 AM Thanks, wasn't sure if it was a little bit to risky.was just a bit of fun. Cheers Lindsay.simon

Charlotte Puddifoot April 4, 2021 at 7:40 AM fun n games on a snooker table eh? sounds like i'll be well and truly 'snookered'.;):) lol