Best Fridge Poems

I had an unusual reaction to opening my fridge today
Two cardboard boxes from a long ago memory stood in my way
And I found suddenly I no longer had the appitite to eat
And with the palapating of my heart came the quickening of my feet
And I...

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Two days ago I filled up my fridge ... now it is empty - I was expecting visit of my cousin, her husband and seven hungry children
From fairness, is food the only thing that makes life worth living?
No one has a genetic defect that causes...

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I lean into the fridge to get a bite to eat.
And as my nose attests to,it doesn't smell too sweet!

I'm trying to decipher what that is in that dish.
And much to my dismay,it's month-old tuna fish!

There's odd assorted bowls of only God knows what.
They've been...

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Our house was built in 'sixty-eight,
     a long bi-level, brick, and white.
A retro queen I was those days,
     and avocado made it right.

The kitchen was my favored place – 
     appliances in "sixties"...

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I'm eating my way through the fridge, tra-la!
I'm eating my way through the fridge
Do I feel a little bit guilty about it?
Maybe a bit more than a smidge

Someone's got to get rid of this stuff
It's been here for more than a week
The plastic containers are...

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His Fridge


Sometimes I’m afraid to open the door!
.
Half a lemon..dried up and sad.
A carton of noodles  that smell pretty bad.

Some sour cream gone  shockingly green.
A tomato with quite an unhealthy sheen.

Some carrots that seem to be growing hair.
Last year’s fruitcake a friend brought...

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Oh, fridge of mine. How long have you endured?
I don’t recall the place where you were found,
but gosh, it’s been since 1990, so
for thirty-three years then you’ve been around!

I cannot even tell which brand you are.
A Frigidaire? No matter what your name is, you’re still...

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Monday

                 It has come to my attention, that someone has been stealing from 

               ...

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One day a placid platypus was playing in a kitchen. He had discovered that there was often much to sort and much to sort was often much fun. Other platypuses did not realise how much can be gleaned from the gleam of a pan after...

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We can fight like holy demons
And in the end, nobody won
You ain't telling me we're over
I'll tell you when we're done

Just because we fight a bit
We argue and we cuss
I ain't set to call us done
There's time still left in us

I ain't going nowhere
I ain't...

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Me Grannies old fridge

You’re gone now 
Good service given
A machine just a lump a collection of metal and parts
Machines just work or don’t 
When they stop they go
Service - what nonsense it’s a human term 
Just fantasy and imagination games of my mind
Working for twenty...

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Sighs...
The anticipation of beloveds fridge door opens with an oh so sigh-worthy.....
PING! ! ! followed by her own generous.... 
Sigh
She knows i shall ravish her
She really does not mind

The heart pitter patters as the eyes forage 
Bounty hunter.... bessie bunters
Eyes dance as bambi's legs 
Through...

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I wonder where this rhyme will go,
a random walk among the words.
I’d contemplate, but here’s the thing:
spontaneous is better, though.
To plan it out is for the birds;
unhitch the mind and let it sing.

I do suppose if I thought more,
it would be worth the time incurred,
and...

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When I walk up to my fridge

I see my mama pictures stuck

on there,

all I can do is stand and stare.

In our house in the kitchen

on our fridge you will see

many faces stuck all around

from the older grand kids to the

younger ones,

Katelyn is the newest pictures

to...

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warmth of holding hands on trips evanesced
sunlight still bounces off of
those keepsake fridge magnets

Written on:04/05/2017...

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