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Best Flat As A Pancake Poems

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Premium Member Whatever Happened To Breakfast
Whatever happened to breakfast, lamented French Toast
    People love me, gushing with syrup, I used to boast
  But now my brand...

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Categories: flat as a pancake, food, humor, loss, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member In Another Time
I found him slumped over his Remington No.5, no more "Elite Typing" for this poor fellow. His Fedora was on the floor beside him, flat...

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Categories: flat as a pancake, adventure,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member My Poor Aching 'Bristol Cities' Alternative Title 'A Tale of Two Titties'
A letter from Bristol arrived on my doorstep
I knew its contents would cause me such pain
An invitation for a routine mammogram – 
My Goodness …two...

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Categories: flat as a pancake, body, health, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Getting Lost In Peace
Getting Lost in Peace

When a man loses his bearings
In a land of riches and honey
He sometimes loses sight of life’s tribulations
Spoiled to the core he...

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Categories: flat as a pancake, angst, peace, war, world,
Form: Light Verse
One Pesky Mosquito
A Pesky Mosquito

There is this pesky little mosquito…
It nipped painfully down there on my big toe..
Quick! I’ll need to strike back or it will soon...

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Categories: flat as a pancake, anger, fantasy, flying, humorous,
Form: Light Verse



Premium Member Someone Sat On My Elephant
Flat is a pancake crushed to irrelevant
Someone sat on my elephant
It's hard to imagine that they did not see
The big gray beast in my easy...

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Categories: flat as a pancake, children, funny
Form: Rhyme
Closing In, Up Against The, Tumbling Down, Just Another Brick In The, Oh Hell, You Figure It Out
I think I’ll just stare at the wall for a while,
painted in latex, light beiges and creams
Searching for nail holes in random-like patterns,
counting the cracks...

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Categories: flat as a pancake, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Flat Tire Did Not Ply Deflating Psi Lance
True add verse situation,
     whereat me mission
     trans send dint state didst ache
after yours truly nearly
 ...

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Categories: flat as a pancake, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member White Delirium
There is a colorless glitch in my life
I've forgotten the taste of sugar and spice
I've taken a walk in colorless thought with a twitch in...

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Categories: flat as a pancake, conflict, confusion, dark, fear,
Form: Rhyme
What Says the Silence
What says the silence between us now 
  With dour acoustical deadness? 
Roaring waves of invisible vagrancy, 
Breaking down the white rock transparency 
...

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© Tony Bush  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: flat as a pancake, life, loss, lost love,
Form: Verse
Premium Member The Sea
Quote By Poet  "The Power Of The Sea and Thee" 



When I was little and we went to the beach,          ...

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Categories: flat as a pancake, beauty, boat, fun, god,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member Dead-End Street
                      we could
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Categories: flat as a pancake, analogy, conflict, perspective,
Form: Alliteration

Book: Shattered Sighs