Best False Information Poems


Dead Beat Policy

A wingding Aussie will be defined as any single person thru to a minority group determined  to be making a complaint containing false information or complaints of no substance about businesses, governments, government employees, organizations or not for profit organizations and if approaching the government requiring changes made to any official documentation they shall be known as Dead Beats
 
If the changes or complaints are deemed to be unsuitable, not required, or of no substance, the person or each person in the group complaining or requesting the modifications/changes will be billed $150.00 a day per person involved in the investigation, from the initializing of an investigation to and including the day of finalization. Weekends and public holidays shall be included at normal overtime rates
 
Every member of the Dead Beat group shall be individually billed. The bill shall be known as the Dead Beat Bill (DBB)
 
If any member of the Dead Beat group is found to be in Australia on a visa of any sort and receive a DBB they shall also be required to hand in their visa and leave Australia
 
Examples of complaints:
 
A complaint about the noise from an airport, industrial area, recreational area or club that was established before the residence moved into or was born into the neighbour hood of complaint is a complaint of no substance unless unusual circumstances can be justified
 
Applications for a shopping center, house, building, park or religious area that require a town meeting shall be known as unsuitable complaints unless unusual circumstances can be justified
 
Dress or language complaints about Australian icons such as Bugs Bunny, Santa Claus, Easter Bunny and Humphrey B Bear and others shall be deemed not required groundless unless unusual circumstances can be justified
 
Adding amendments to a legal document that require changes to Australian beliefs, customs, traditions or icons shall be deemed unsuitable, not required and of no substance unless unusual circumstances can be justified
 
Any Australian government employee that fits these requirements shall also resign from their position unless unusual circumstances can be justified

Premium Member Who's facilitating hate

I feel for the abused Chinese Korean Japanese..'
In twenty twenty, the vision was skewed altered
By some loaded news' as the bbc and itv and sky
Did the bidding, from on high.' They reported of much?
Mainly fear and death and as such.' they whipped into a frenzy 
Did not comport sensibly, rather ran stories on a spitting
Causing a killing ' that claim though un-proven' fed through
The people like leven; most poision-ed.' So fellow humans
Suffered, against them curses were uttered.' Then violence
Unseemly unleashed.' Such a shame there was seen.'
I ask why such was the theme.? I hope much better is
Engendered, And should these media outlets be held?
Sequesterd.? There should be a redress.! I'm proposing
To combat false information, that should not be the least.'
Instead on truth may we feast.)

For He ministers, and will here govern precious?
(Yeshua) most welcome' He alone is the best!!

The Truth About Chris

In 1492 a beast named Columbus sailed the seas,
Arrived in America to spread Christianity and deadly disease.
Skilled sailor and a monstrous crusader,
Talented navigator but a heartless invader.
When he sailed the ocean blue with his crew he didn’t have a clue,
Claimed earth was pear shaped, yes that fact is true.
What about his bloody reign of terror, a legacy so unspeakably cruel,
They need to teach that to all the children in school.
History heavily edited, kids fed false information,
The truth is that gold was Chris’s motivation.
Learn real history about how slaves were taken back to Spain,
Hispanics are not Spanish, do I really need to explain?
His crimes are chilling, how can anybody admire this villain?
And celebrating Columbus Day mystifies me, it just glorifies killing.
Honouring the father of the transatlantic slave trade and his barbaric crusade,
Costing the tax payers millions of dollars each year for a silly parade.
The first American terrorist, a criminal racist, what more can I say?
Stop glorifying this monster, abolish Columbus Day.
© Wes Martin  Create an image from this poem.


Our Local Vaccination Centre People

What does one say,
To those who save the day,
Every day, 
Even when the weather is far from OK.

What can one say, 
To those who help keep Covid at bay,
Instead of at home to stay,
So we can live to see tomorrow become today,
And the children come back out to play.

What else is there for one to say,
Except to promise to make their day,
As in line we stay,
With not a bad word to say,
To those who help keep Covid at bay.

My second jab is now done and dusted,
With no side effects detected,
Because in them I trusted,
Not those who false information ingested,
Now by Covid bested.

My Grievance

I did nothing to you
I did my job
I worked hard
You didn’t help me
You had me 
At work until 7pm
Nightly for the first
Semester
As time rolled on
I started getting better
And you kept pouring
Showers of stormy weather
Giving me letters 
Stating false information
Doing everything
You can to wreck 
Celebrations
Tried to fail me
In observations
Boy did you
Dish a lot on my plate
I could never
Believe that one
Individual
Could relay
So much hate
Maybe I made
A mistake 
In wanting to succeed
The whole time
I stayed on my knees
You will be charged
For malfeasance
This is only
A fraction
Of my grievance.

Psychic Line

Psychic Line 
  
Some people have left God 
And reaching for the Psychic line 
Only two ninety nine a minute 
And false information you are buying. 
Will I get married and be happy as can be? 
Why call the Psychic line, Jesus gives 
The information free. 
  
You refuse to fast and pray 
It takes up too much time 
So you pick up the telephone 
And call the psychic line 
I lost my wife, is my husband coming back? 
I need to call the psychic line to get 
The basic facts. 
  
What you do not understand is 
What you fail to see 
The answer lives in Jesus who 
Died on Calvary 
Never be quick to believe, what’s on TV 
And never forget the man
 That died to set you free

The answer is not in the psychic line 
So erase it from your head. 
The answer lives in a man that 
God raised from the dead 
If you believe I speak the truth, then 
Get your business straight 
And divorce the psychic line before 
It’s too late.


Re-Post By Free Cee Crucifried

cruciFRIED

what would He have done in the face of such a situation?
what if one who betrayed Him gave him false information?
what if a crown had never been placed upon His head?
all i know is He would never have wished anyone dead

what would He have done if He was slapped in the face,
He would turn the other cheek before a loving embrace?
what would He have done had they stolen his gold?
He probably would have prayed that they profited from that which they sold

What if He hadn't listened to his Father's worthy word?
and what if He hadn't had a family to follow what they had heard?
perhaps He could have been a good shepherd leading his flock alone
and would have warned us all about throwing the first stone

what if He didn't enjoy living in a house made of glass
and everyone saw everything this man would make come to pass
what if He was able to do to everyone what He did when Lazarus died?
perhaps His only alternative was to do His Father's will and be cruelly crucified
            (c) copy write 2012......PHREEPOETREE....~free cee!~

The Domestic War

The Domestic War 

 Everybody is dishonest your family too
They scheme and manoeuvre getting an advantage
My house has become a realm where
The aristocracy vies for power giving the wrong counsel
Trying to replace the old king 
Now the chief counsellor his right-hand lady has openly
Betrayed him with false information
The ruler could have her expelled or ban her from his high table
He is weak, and the people sense it.
Giggling hyenas ready to attack the living corps 
The monarch gets out of the bed call a doctor from afar
The regent becomes a vegan, his strength returns
He banishes the traitors and gets a new consigliere.

Blackness

My dark skin, my thick lips, what are they so afraid of?
My broad nose and nappy hair, things they teach to be ashamed of. 
   My strength as a man, so they hunt to cage and deny freedom. 
   My hands creations, hidden, to create a history of no inventions. 
   My knowledge, they give false information, to void wisdom. 
My leadership, weakened by the division of my women, my children. 
   My image, tarnished by orchestrated media depictions. 
My culture, my origin, stolen from my future through past invasions. 
   My life, always a threat, orders to eliminate without reasons. 
   My people, who else could endure so many evils?
My God, my greatness, my blackness, is why their so fearful.

Free Cee Crucifried

cruciFRIED

what would He have done in the face of such a situation?
what if one who betrayed Him gave him false information?
what if a crown had never been placed upon His head?
all i know is He would never have wished anyone dead

what would He have done if He was slapped in the face,
He would turn the other cheek before a loving embrace?
what would He have done had they stolen his gold?
He probably would have prayed that they profited from that which they sold

What if He hadn't listened to his Father's worthy word?
and what if He hadn't had a family to follow what they had heard?
perhaps He could have been a good shepherd leading his flock alone
and would have warned us all about throwing the first stone

what if He didn't enjoy living in a house made of glass
and everyone saw everything this man would make come to pass
what if He was able to do to everyone what He did when Lazarus died?
perhaps His only alternative was to do His Father's will and be cruelly crucified
            (c) copy write 2012......PHREEPOETREE....~free cee!~ 



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Broken Ties Because of Lies

Broken ties forge the rainbow of this delicate life
The cries of an individual understands
The error of common lies!
Goodbyes are free as you see
The deception in the eyes of an individual!

Relationships and Friendships are torn apart
Because of false information!
Surprisingly, life knows how to heal itself
However, although I try to run from it and hide from it
Destiny will still catch up with me!

As I walk under a dying star
Filled with the scars of love!
I see the accuracy of truth
Filled with the resilience of life
Because Ties will be destroyed by lies!

Mark Frank

Copyright 2022
© Mark Frank  Create an image from this poem.

Mama Was Unsure of a Cure

MAMA WAS UNSURE OF A CURE

Just like life my dreams always end for me
Another day to fake what they want me to be
Put on a tie or don a pair of old blue jeans
Yet I don’t know what my dreams or my life really means

It’s been difficult to understand why I survive
And I know not where and when I will arrive
So I run to my mother and I ask her for advice
And she says “son, too oft life is lived for a price”

“but mama,” I beg, “how great is that cost,
because as of now I feel totally lost?”
She couldn’t  answer that query without mitigation
And she didn’t want to give me any false information

Where I am headed is a question only fate can reveal
And I know what you sow you will reap and that is for real
Reality is something I’ve tried to avoid for far too long
But then I say “my mama couldn’t have been wrong”

So as sure as tomorrow I will probably awake
With no black tie affairs nor parties to partake
Because I know not how they want me to act
All I know is there have been too many of life’s answers I’ve lacked
          © 2011.….Phreepoetree ~free cee!

Survival

Your word is taken into consideration, while left and lead with false information, 

pulling, under pressure fighting for admission, forced under supervision. 
Tactics were found, ammunition is released figures don’t meet. 

All in my own words no copyright”
Believe in your poems and drafts, your the art ??

None

INCONCEIVABLE INNOCENTS
television is a government conspiracy
they're trying to indoctrinate a certain segment of the nation
those susceptable as they sell soap with pseudo sex 
mixed with an un-healthy dose of dis-information

they are introducing our youth  to indifference
eager young minds fertile for seeding
but for a flood of info-mercials and false information
soon those young  minds will require rapid weeding

innocents  are being indoctrinated with what they think is success
"buy this car because it's got a hot blonde behind the wheel"
and corporations are aware of what they're doing they just won't confess
and god knows, every product on T.V. is a really great deal

corporate america and entertainment companies are now one
both have the very same motivation in mind
images these kids watch made to to taunt with temptation
and the only immune ones are the deaf, dumb and blind
    (c) 2011....~free cee!~ Phreepoetree

Conspiracy Theories, Part I

You ever heard those people who
always spout these conspiracies?
Think there’s schemes behind everything,
it’s just so laughable to me!
Like remember a few years back,
in the days of the orange man,
he claimed that his first opponent
had hatched some convoluted plan
to provide false information
to out intelligence people,
that made him seem a Russian planet
who was all sorts of criminal?
How ridiculous can you be
to think they would go to such lengths,
really now, when you think on it,
it just doesn’t make any sen—

…wait, what?...It was fabricated?...Multiple testimonies…a disgraced spy…uh…well, So what?  Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

But they you heard all of the claims
from this same orange president,
that the leader before him had
used wire taps to great extent,
had even tapped the man’s office
during the height of the campaign,
I mean talk about paranoid,
this kind of stuff is just insane.
To think in a democracy
our leaders would dream of such things
seems more to me like mad ravings
from a man when he’s losi—

…wait…they have the applications?  It’s documented?...Based on ginned up charges….all from a joke they didn’t like?  That happened?!...For real?

Well, forget the politicos,
this goes beyond halls of power,
remember just a few years back
when a loud man yelled and glowered
about how frogs were ‘turning gay’
from the chemicals in our streams,
and some people believed this rot,
to be that dumb in just obscene!
Like in our more enlightened times,
where we now cherish Mother Earth,
we’d turn blind eyes to chemical
strong enough to inflict such hurt.
This is not the 1950s,
we would not tolerate such things,
why would people believe this fool,
his conspiracies add noth—

…wait, huh?  Female birth control…enters though the toilets…hormones cause mutation in fish and repitles?  Hermaphordites…sexual dysfunction….we can’t filter it out… we’ve known for twenty years?!!...conflicts with women's issues...political sacred cow?...Oh...

CONCLUDES IN PART II.

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