Best Epsom Poems
Below are the all-time best Epsom poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of epsom poems written by PoetrySoup members
The Epsom DerbyMen dressed in top hats and tails
Ladies in designer dresses and fascinators,
Bookmakers standing by the rails
Taking bets singles or accumulators,
Epsom downs, Derby day classic
The best...
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Categories:
epsom, fashion, horse,
Form:
Rhyme
Five LimericksInspired by Joseph Mays limerick contest.
(not for contest )
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A mischievous chef known as McMurray
For a joke put Epsom salts in the curry
The toilet door...
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Categories:
epsom, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Sex After SeventyOh, you can’t have sex after seventy
Your children just wouldn’t approve
And if your neighbours found out
You’d probably have to move
No, you can’t have sex...
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Categories:
epsom, age, humor, irony, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Maid For The UngratefulShe's thirty-three, single,
her Mom babysits her
five year old son.
She reassures herself it's
just two more hours,
then it's the blessed weekend.
Which means delicious sleep.
She has no nest...
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Categories:
epsom, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Gunsynd - the Goondiwindi GreyHe was out of Woodie Wonder by the stallion Sunset Hue,
A freak thought breeding purists, who would surely end up glue.
For greys were...
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Categories:
epsom, animals, history, sports, old,
Form:
Ballad
Mama SaidMama said Vitamin D was a cure-all
Basking in sunshine in the coldest winter
With sneezes, chest congestion and much coughing
I wrestled in red wood chairs getting...
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Categories:
epsom, funnyme, prayer, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Butts For a ButtNed was grandma's billy goat,
The meanest goat in town;
Every time you crossed his path,
He'd try to butt you down!
Buddy was our neighbor,...
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Categories:
epsom, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
When Daddy Did the CookingMy brother was first at the table
to pile six pancakes on his plate.
I don’t know how he stayed so skinny
given the enormous amount that he...
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Categories:
epsom, brother, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
EmancipationClippity Cloppity
Emily Davison
confronted race horses
losing her life
dissident suffragette
...
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Categories:
epsom, conflict, death, discrimination, women,
Form:
Double Dactyl
Humanity StewWe're all ingredients in the humanity stew
The sad clowns
The prescription abusers
The chickens running around without their heads
This dish can never be out done
It's killing me
Ashes...
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Categories:
epsom, wine,
Form:
Free verse
ArtworkI stand erect with outstretched hand
Representing liberty, for many, a foreign land
My fire dances an incessant jubilant glow
Pungent salts mixed...
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Categories:
epsom, appreciation, art, freedom, immigration,
Form:
Personification
Budgeri JimBUDGERY JIM
About the 1880s Joe came to the Hebel area...
He passed by an Aboriginal camp...
Saw one sick man a lying there..
Bad food gave him the...
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Categories:
epsom, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
Witch Doctor & Budgery JimBUDGERY JIM
About the 1880s Joe came to the Hebel area...
He passed by an Aboriginal camp...
Saw one sick man a lying there..
Bad food gave him the...
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Categories:
epsom, cowboy-western
Form:
Ballad
Pansies and DeerPansies and Deer
No matter what I planted and suppose
There will be a place where a weed grows
And then all of my lawn as I look...
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Categories:
epsom, hilarious, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Mirror InsanityMIRROR INSANITY
ready
aim
fire
at your eye
now
don’t
miss
magnify
small
dirt
speck
repeat repeat repeat
until
your
tongue
falls from your cheek
wipe
away
hearts
they’re too red
soak
your
face
in epsom salts
don’t
breathe
in
arousing fumes
you
might
wake
up
3/6/2017...
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Categories:
epsom, angst, conflict,
Form:
Verse