Best Embarrasses Poems

A passenger opposite me
In the bus looked at me
His bare face, a rough feeling worn 
How may change, with that my own

Looking at him and...

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Pop watched some of the Olympics with me last night. It
was the first time he had watched television
in over two months.

He wasn’t refined enough to...

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About six degrees of silly
Best describes my friend Billy,
Butters both sides of his bread,
Eats ice-cream standing on his head,
Walks backwards when it's hilly.

He embarrasses me...

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We need nourishment and oxygen or our body dies.  My tummy is always telling me he’s hungry by growling at me no matter if...

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LOVE is ?

Is love, an essence, of flesh and skin
or a scent that's emitted, from within

Is it an impression, created by the heart
or a design,...

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Beauty is not the eyes that smites the ocean
It's not that dazzling pebble they call the pupil
It's neither the lashes that makes a rainbow
Nor the...

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EXHAUSTED = Ted's all worn out

EMBARRASSES = Them bare asses

CRESCENDO = Toothpaste in your endo

HAPPINESS = Happy with your private male part

PISTOL = Charge for...

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If man were an island,
Woman would be a continent.
I know this because
I must have a man in my life.
It is a fact that embarrasses me.
I...

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"What Makes Me a Woman?"
Sitting in my bed, 
One idle afternoon.
 Looking in the mirror.
I asked myself,
 For a millionth time, 
What makes me a...

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Raining, sloshing go all the kids
The bus stop blocks away
But a dear mother stands with her umbrella
For the daughter on that rainy day

She walked all...

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THE IMAGE FROM THE DARK
	
It crawls gradually in haste with all it has
No fame and yet able to alter the way we live
Once it comes,...

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The color of an apple
picked from a tree

The color of my cheeks
when someone embarrasses me

The color of anger
felt towards a foe

The color of blood 
from...

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THINGS NOT TO GIVE ME FOR BIRTHDAYS


Chocolates because one is too many -  the whole box is not enough.
Trying to wean myself off them...

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You cast a spell on me, and now
I’m standing here in disbelief,
Wondering why it happened and how…
I protest, but my defense comes to grief.

I’m pondering...

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Monkey chant and fake fraternity front
Brandished on the grand soccer stage
Rush Russian bear invectives to decant
Insanity and indignity rolled into ribald rage.

Monkey chant and plastic...

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