Best Embarrasses Poems

A passenger opposite me
In the bus looked at me
His bare face, a rough feeling worn 
How may change, with that my own

Looking at him and a small smile by my cheeks
Stagnant image sulks and my smile embarrasses 
His face and mind not having deflected 
Tells...

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Pop watched some of the Olympics with me last night. It
was the first time he had watched television
in over two months.

He wasn’t refined enough to appreciate the figure
skating, However, liked the speed skating
quite a bit. He said it

was more like track and he liked the...

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About six degrees of silly
Best describes my friend Billy,
Butters both sides of his bread,
Eats ice-cream standing on his head,
Walks backwards when it's hilly.

He embarrasses me all round town
With silly noises and faking frown,
He scares people in the park,
Jumping out of trees when it's dark,
Billy's such...

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We need nourishment and oxygen or our body dies.  My tummy is always telling me he’s hungry by growling at me no matter if I ate or not. Sometimes he is so loud he embarrasses me around people, they'll stop and stare. When is...

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LOVE is ?

Is love, an essence, of flesh and skin
or a scent that's emitted, from within

Is it an impression, created by the heart
or a design, to be viewed, as abstract  art 

Is it something within all humans grasp
or a mental image, felt when people...

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Beauty is not the eyes that smites the ocean
It's not that dazzling pebble they call the pupil
It's neither the lashes that makes a rainbow
Nor the brows that sink titanic

Beauty is neither the nose that face no fear
Nor the way it sucks those air
It's not the...

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EXHAUSTED = Ted's all worn out

EMBARRASSES = Them bare asses

CRESCENDO = Toothpaste in your endo

HAPPINESS = Happy with your private male part

PISTOL = Charge for going pee

FOOTAGE = How old is your foot

EDUCATION = Studying while on vacation

FORTUNATE = Ate four tunas

ALTERATIONS = Change rations

INFORMATION...

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If man were an island,
Woman would be a continent.
I know this because
I must have a man in my life.
It is a fact that embarrasses me.
I have known many; married two.

They were such a disappointment.
From the bedroom to the garage,
From the vows to the denials,
Marriage was...

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"What Makes Me a Woman?"
Sitting in my bed, 
One idle afternoon.
 Looking in the mirror.
I asked myself,
 For a millionth time, 
What makes me a woman?
Is it the role of a daughter? 
Mother, wife and a sister?
A heart that is selfless,
 Kindness unconditional,
 Generous and...

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Raining, sloshing go all the kids
The bus stop blocks away
But a dear mother stands with her umbrella
For the daughter on that rainy day

She walked all the way over there
That day the rain did fall
She cared enough and gave enough
For her Kids this mom gave all

But...

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THE IMAGE FROM THE DARK
	
It crawls gradually in haste with all it has
No fame and yet able to alter the way we live
Once it comes, it demeans, embarrasses and mutilate
And we do cry all day, all time, cursing
Oh fate what have you done

Poverty! That is...

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My dog's as smart as a geek.
He can bark in English, Arabic, and Greek.
He’s expert in canine mathematics,
can discuss dog-fight aerodynamics,
and is fluent in bow-wow doublespeak.
And yours?

Would it be okay if later today
I brought Bixby by to play
with Boris and Doris 
and Horace and Morris
and...

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The color of an apple
picked from a tree

The color of my cheeks
when someone embarrasses me

The color of anger
felt towards a foe

The color of blood 
from a nasty blow

The color of the light
at the end of the street

The color of love
which makes the heart beat

The color...

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THINGS NOT TO GIVE ME FOR BIRTHDAYS


Chocolates because one is too many -  the whole box is not enough.
Trying to wean myself off them is just too tough.

Bouquets of flowers because I would rather have seen them bloom
Happily in the ground outside my room.

Power-tool...

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You cast a spell on me, and now
I’m standing here in disbelief,
Wondering why it happened and how…
I protest, but my defense comes to grief.

I’m pondering on your magic power –
This destructive influence on me.
You embarrasses me, my eyes burn like fire,
The flames are everything I...

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