Best Electrician Poems

There was a nice lady named Bess,
Her age not many could guess,
Because when she put on her face,
Her age did erase,
But left the bathroom a mell of a hess!

Her husband was an electrician for hire,
He sat on a generator and licked a wire,
He toathted hith...

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I cheated when I went to the electrician school.
I don't know what I'm doing, I am truly a fool.
I always screw up every house that I wire.
When the power is turned on, people scream "Fire!"

I connect 110 volt wires to 220 outlets and 220 to...

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I once knew an electrician who was terrified
While he was crossing wires he would be completely fried
Turns out he was safe as could be
A little research proved to me
The electrician was properly electrified.

written June 17, 2021...

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He fell in love with the blue arching
He fell in love with his hair standing on end
He fell in love with the power
And he fell in love with you.
He never chose to leave, but his job
Took him away.
Every day he risked his life,
Never making a...

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The electrician’s pliers
Shields him from live wires
And a final baptism  with Satan’s fires.

A mechanic’s spanner
Is his goddamned banner
Dropping him his daily manna.

At the carpenters shop is his treasured hammer 
Which begins the entire drama,
Into existence hitting woodwork of Glamour 

The judge’s wig 
Adds to...

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