Best Eat Healthy Poems

I've been waiting up late for you,
watching the clock like a featured film.
Suspense waits no longer.
Here you arrive at 12 am
with a firework's bang.
At this hour,
this is your greeting?
Hello, January,
we need to talk....
I haven't seen you in months,
and you come barging in.
You come on so...

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There’s a thing called Corona that’s going around,
and the yakety-yak of it’s bringing folks down,
for it’s not like some circus that’s coming to town!
If you turn on your telly, you’ll probably hear
lots of news shows predicting this virus is near,
and the airports stand empty from...

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I should eat healthy, I really should!  But life is too short for that.  Food, food, food, 

it chases away the blues, it brings comfort to the soul.  So here is a list of the foods

that I   L.O.V.E.  and...

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I confess I've been known to partake
Straight icing sans chocolate cake
I concede I shall never be lean
Pouring fudge without the ice cream

It's apparent my tool-shed doth grow
Baked cookies? Just gimmie the dough
It is rumored that I often spread
Peanut butter and jam (hold the bread)

From grandma...

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Fill my empty stomach
Replace the cheese with vegetables, fruits, berries or nuts
I eat healthy all year round
Old dry cheese ~ NO THANKS
You will find greater delicate cuisine in a dumpster

o o o  
        Luxus Mouse
  ...

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My favorite talk host Lady , Oprah Winfrey
Preaches  how to eat healthy
Her friend, Gayle King,  catering 
A ton of potato chips for her constant nibbling. ...

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I don’t know why some say chips are so bad
Tho we both know, not just one can be had!

And why do burgers have to put on pounds
With hot crispy French fries, by leaps and bounds?

And those sugary treats I so often crave
Why is it always...

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Tea

This year, I drank tea
Tea has been helping me! Yep!
Yummy when it's hot!

This year, no coffee 
I know, this might be so hard!
I crave it no doubt!

This January,
I drank some green tea! Mhm!
Don't like it cold! Yuck!

It's a delightful drink
It's time for tea any day
Or...

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We all hear about the habits of successful people,
My habits are not the same.
Successful people, whatever that means,
Their habits seem kind of tame.

I don’t read a lot, nor organize my year,
Nor ever get up bright and chirpy.
I enjoy writing my thoughts, living spontaneously,
Then waking up...

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"In my life thus far I have acquired wisdom
that I am going to share with youth of today
so here goes, best take notes . . ."  by Poet 

Obey your parents even when you know much more,
have good manners like thank you, your welcome,...

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The light is low but the music loud,
blaring from fiddles and steel guitars.
The bar is filled with a moderate crowd,
could be anywhere, but here they are,
drinking and two-stepping in this bar.
But the sight of them must inspire fear,
for the media says,’Only racists drink here.’

Stanley in...

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The Devil makes burgers 
French fries as well
In his fiery kitchen
In the depths of burning hell

His food is so tempting 
It tastes the absolute best
But the Devils food is evil
It will put your body to the test

It will clog your arteries
Make both body and mind...

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Every law enforcement official out on patrol,
was desperate to capture The Vegan Cannibal,
so named from a note left with one of its victims,
leading to a series of murders that terrified every vegan.
It read, "I am a cannibal who does my best to eat healthy, 
and...

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When I retire and start living
I am going to stop writing and just live
Live, live, live like Auntie Mame 
Or, maybe I will write about living:

A.M.
Drink margaritas – lime only 
Walk on pristine beach – white sand only
Take three shots of espresso - Cuban only
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CONTAMINATED PLANET

Coronavirus, well
If it's all like that ;
Well hell,
14 days, then 14 days  
never through.
Don't touch nothing or (anything).!
The cycle never done;
Oops, spray your shoes, 
leave um outdoors, in the sun.!

Uh-huh those Muslims were right;
Ladies’ cover your faces'',  
Men and women pray 
5...

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