Best Easy As Pie Poems

Around the corner and half a block away, the flavor would grab me, tie me up to some irresistible force, then drag my nose to...

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A New Football Season


Fall football season has finally come upon us,
It’s time for wives across the nation to raise a fuss.
This usually happens once each...

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My lala mal flats is skinking like that
Shimmy, Jimmy, gimme some of that hat
We're fleshing and flexing, cheek to cheek
meshing, on do-own
Shimmy, little Jimmy will...

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Are cucumbers cool
As a general rule?
How fresh is a daisy?
Are loons always crazy?

How snug is a bug
When he’s not in a rug?
How gentle are lambs
If...

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Everyone feels the pressure of stress, 
Your environment is the ultimate test. 
Whether it’s on a job or in life, 
Not everything is as easy...

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Dear Soupers, some of you have read my piece on FGM….Female Genital Mutilation for Richard Lamoureux’s Contest: Girl Rising. One of you has suggested signing...

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Pulling the Wool Over Mamma's Eyes

Mamma's eyes were as big as the moon

and a nose like a hound

When her children sins were black as night

The...

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The funny side of life is for everyone
Open your mind, greet each day with a pun
It's easy as pie
Just give it a try
Might wind up...

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EASY CHEESY AND EASY AS PIE are not really so easy
Peach, pumpkin, plum perfection-Pie
Always Alliteration and Anchovies
Wouldn't work in a good Pie
Banana, coconut, and blueberry...

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PALADIN

Expert but understated taciturn lone hero
Sherlock Holmes fiddling with a violin solo
Then James Bond  then Richard Boone
Then Terminator and Bruce Lee (died too soon)
But...

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Expectations of the newly wed
Are higher than the sky,
To live in passion until they're dead
With life as easy as pie.

Expectations change with the years.
A more...

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Things that used to be easy as pie
Are now a struggle, my shoes to tie
Am I nearing the end
Flowers you should send
But still got limericks...

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People love to lie for it is as easy as pie
But some people cannot tolerate lies
They swat at them like flies 
Lies are easy but...

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Fear I have going to the quack, knowing my life is in their hands
The moment I was told to register for a simple snip
In and...

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What is life?is it lying to people that are counting on you being there for them? Is it flinching their back and talking about them...

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