A New Football Season

A New Football Season Fall football season has finally come upon us, It’s time for wives across the nation to raise a fuss. This usually happens once each year, From the beginning of the season, ‘til the last cheer. No one knows what makes them hate this game, Maybe it’s the gender that we should blame. An easy chair, a coke and turn on the set, An exciting football game is as good as it can get. All the wives are on a shopping spree, When they come home there will be an afternoon tea. We want to patronize them any way we can, This way they have fallen into our game plan. We try very hard to keep them satisfied, But they’re out to spoil our game, they won’t be denied. No more game today, I sit out in the yard with my T.V., I look over and see my clothes are right beside me. She tossed me out just as easy as pie, I never knew that she could be so spry. Now the season is over, it’s come to an end, She allowed me to come home so I could begin to mend. ©2010 Lynn B. Glover