Easy Cheesy

EASY CHEESY AND EASY AS PIE are not really so easy Peach, pumpkin, plum perfection-Pie Always Alliteration and Anchovies Wouldn't work in a good Pie Banana, coconut, and blueberry cream Pie Works well, while whiting and wax won't work well in Pie Poetry and alphabet soup should work well--- In theory, then time to text talk turns Telephone talking tedious SAFE TEXTING while driving turns out to be an oxymoron, Along With Safe Text Sexing While intoxicated and driving.... ***The guilty do not need to testify, unless you have a really funny story associated with the texting?!! For the Alliteration contest with Oxymorons -- Let me know if this fits the pattern.