Easy Cheesy

EASY CHEESY AND EASY AS PIE are not really so easy
Peach, pumpkin, plum perfection-Pie
Always Alliteration and Anchovies
Wouldn't work in a good Pie
Banana, coconut, and blueberry cream Pie 
Works well, while whiting and wax won't work well in Pie

Poetry and alphabet soup should work well---
In theory, then time to text talk turns
Telephone talking tedious
SAFE TEXTING while driving turns out to 
be an oxymoron, Along With Safe Text Sexing 
While intoxicated and driving....



***The guilty do not need to testify, unless you have a really funny story associated with the texting?!!



For the Alliteration contest with Oxymorons --  Let me know if this fits the pattern.
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Brown Avatar
August 30, 2010 at 5:03 AM
Congratulations Doris on your win in Charles Henderson's contest "Free For All Do As You Please". Love, Carol
Mannan Avatar
August 27, 2010 at 10:38 PM
Very well written Doris. Loved the alliteration. Many congrats and thanks for the comments.
Richards Avatar
August 27, 2010 at 5:36 PM
WEll done, Doris!! Congrataulations....and yes, it fits what Charles was looking for!! Yes!!
Devonshire Avatar
August 27, 2010 at 2:26 PM
LOL There's no such thing as safe texting while driving, but the Safe Text Sexing was out of this world funny! Great work and congratulations, Doris. Love, Carolyn
Dietrich Avatar
August 27, 2010 at 1:53 PM
Way to present two topics in one poem. Both sure are good example of oxymorons! congrats on the winner circle, Doris. LUv, Andrea
Sweetheart Avatar
August 27, 2010 at 1:28 PM
Congrats Doris .. Easy Cheesy made it and am so happy for u.. enjoy your weekend. .. so happy to hear about your brother .. and Mom home safe.. I am in Mississippi now with my son in hospital..luv..
Gorelick Avatar
August 27, 2010 at 12:36 PM
Cute! congrats on your win. BG
Neels Avatar
August 27, 2010 at 12:08 PM
Congratulations on your win in Charles's contest Doris .. Love Wilma
Freeman Avatar
August 27, 2010 at 11:11 AM
Congratulations, Doris, on your worthy tenth place, presentation. Agape, Moses
Cheeseman Avatar
August 27, 2010 at 2:20 AM
Yes this does work Doris very well indeed, luck in the contest
Horsman Avatar
August 24, 2010 at 7:39 PM
fits my viewing eye, Doris, excellent. good luck in contest. Harry
Bailey Avatar
August 24, 2010 at 3:17 PM
Clever poem. thanks for supporting my poetry!
Sweetheart Avatar
August 24, 2010 at 3:08 PM
Cool.. Doris .. I like the message interwoven in your lines ... the safe texting is very good and text sexing.. is a big issue these days... its a genuine article luv... enjoyed and great alliteration..kudos..
Fillmore Avatar
August 24, 2010 at 2:25 PM
I would say that Easy Cheesy fits the alliteration easily.... great job Doris and good luck with this!
Sweetheart Avatar
August 24, 2010 at 7:49 AM
Hi Doris.. my luv to Sara and Tommy that all goes well for his surgery.. trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not to your own understanding.. just luv the promises of the Psalms... as God will see us through many storms in life and health crisis as well.. prayers offered for all of u today.. with luv..ciao..
Cheeseman Avatar
August 24, 2010 at 6:38 AM
Sounds yummy Doris
Fillmore Avatar
August 24, 2010 at 6:10 AM
like how this is forming and eager to see the finished piece! Thanks for your kind comment on the poem chosen as a feature this week, Doris!
Rhinem Avatar
August 23, 2010 at 10:41 PM
~ Actually I believe that the last time I was in Georgia it was during and around Halloween ~ "Lovely Poem" ~ "My Love & Warmth to You Always &, to All You Love," John! ~ Smile, "Have A Very Blessed & Beautiful Tomorrow Dear, Amid The Sweetness As A Fresh Baked Pie of, 'Beautiful Love;'" Bye Dear Doris!:) ~
Rhinem Avatar
August 23, 2010 at 10:35 PM
Smile ~ "What A Pretty & Wonderful Poem; And I Love Pies" ~ "Hello Precious, Gifted & Lovely Doris Culverhouse!!!" ~ I hope that life is treating "Your Splendors" perfectly dear and, "Thank You" for "Your" lovely com this morn dear and, I am a West Coast Pacific Ocean guy but, "Georgia Is Very Beautiful" although, I have not been that way within a bit of time yet, I can remember the beautiful colours of the trees aligning the interstate along its paths ~ ....Cont:)
Sweetheart Avatar
August 23, 2010 at 3:47 PM
Pretty cool there Doris from a cool lady.. my Peachy Keen Love was only my example to show the poets what I wanted for my contest..so u can keep yours in luv.. OK?
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