Best Dwarfs Poems

~Seven Dwarfs~  (limerick sequence)*

There once was a dwarf named Doc,
Who saw patients around the clock.
He hadn’t gone to medical school,
Yet his patients he could easily fool,
For his meds were always chalk.

There once was a dwarf named Sleepy,
Whose wife was extremely weepy.
She wanted to travel
But...

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Snow White's Christmas Gifts
When Snow White awoke on Christmas morning
Seven pairs of eyes looked on adoring
Seven gifts there were placed beneath the tree
Each one lovingly wrapped exquisitely.

The seven dwarfs dearly loved Snow White so
All felt that they wanted to let her know
Doc gave a book...

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The dwarf told Snow White from his heart,
“If you wish to stay here, please don’t fart.”
Our objective is to always please,
But we need to mount you on your knees.

If you think we’re coming on to fast,
it’s just because we like your ass.
And maybe with a...

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In the land of make believe
The little fairies dwell
You may remember Peter Pan
Had his Tinkerbell

And who can forget Snow White
Who had seven dwarfs for friends
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, off to work they'd go
You know how the story ends

Fairies, Dwarfs,  it's up to you
You can...

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Packing up to finally leave her,
seven dwarfs getting a breather,
no more butler days,
enjoying sun's rays,
escaping Snow's screams and diva demeanor....

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I bet you didn't know that the 7 dwarfs
Used to work for Santa Claus
Yep, they all got fired from the north pole
Cause they kept breaking too many laws

See, Doc was the north pole physician
He tended to those who were afflicted
But he was writing too many...

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The Seven Dwarfs of Facebook

By Elton Camp

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it’s off to Facebook they go
Each dwarf represents a type of person you know

Lonely the truth about himself does hide
How little is in his life others mustn’t decide

*****y acts that way, himself to protect
So that hurtful interaction...

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The twin dwarfs were having a marvelous time
Until it got dark, and cold, and they felt shivery cold.
Do you think that anyone will mind….
If we start a little fire? Asked the oldest, name of Bold.

His brother Shy readily agreed they needed some fire.
So they got...

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She is not kind as Cinderella
Who had pair of glass shoes
She is not worthy as Jasmine
Who went on a magical carpet ride
She doesn’t have a long golden hair
As Rapunzel in the tall tower
She is not fortunate as Sleeping Beauty
Who woke up from a century’s sleep
She...

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Snow White was astounded at their love for her
Seven little munchkins, whose hearts were pure.
She had not felt this kind of love for many years
Together they had alleviated her stepmother fears.
They were marvelously helpful dwarfs who loved her so.
With them around, she felt beloved, her...

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Land of giants and dwarfs there is somewhere
strange relationships happen unprecedented

Dwarfs command giants to obey orders and laws
giants obey and crawl on knees to best of ability

Giants light the dark for dwarfs to catch prey
but with good catch giants go hungry and thirsty

When giants complain...

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when love departs,
the soul breaks apart...
When love dwarfs,
even plus tiny soul becomes... !...

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Snow White’s Christmas tree.

Snow white gathered the seven dwarfs round her
and asked if they'd do her a huge favour
By them decorating the Christmas tree
as her time was short and she was busy.

The seven dwarfs all looked at her aghast
wondering how on earth they could do...

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