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Best Duds Poems


Premium Member Loud Mouth
Inspired by Machinehead – Darkness Within (Acoustic version) & members of society who refuse to embrace the kiss of silence…

As great intentions
Wither upon invalidated declarations,
Serenity’s crowd holds teary-eyed candles
Making silent wishes
For the venom to be sucked
Out

Loudness’ waxy build-up
Making filthy demands
In delegated hostage stand-off
To be HEARD

Cocked...

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Categories: duds, life, people, slam, society,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Andy's Candy Store
I am Andy; I love candy. I sell candy too.
Come and see the many candies that I have for you.

You can buy some chocolate in boxes or in bars.
Snickers is the very best. Here is one from Mars!
You can buy a Baby Ruth or a...

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Categories: duds, children, candy, chocolate, love,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Spring Flowers A-Z
Azalea blooms show their pink blaze
Begonias in beds amaze
Cornflowers grow in blue delight
Daffodil debuts still thrill our sight
Eastern Redbud, a bright pink splash
Forsythia gold hides winter's ash
Gardenia, soft with creamy hues
Hyacinth paints with varied blues
Irises rise in purple duds
Jasmine vines show pastel buds
Kafir Lilies, a...

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Categories: duds, flower, spring,
Form: Abecedarian

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Candy Sweet
I'm in the candy store, and man, i feel like a little boy,
Wanting to taste everything, but i should settle for some Almond Joy,
But who can focus on one, when there's so much,
My body gets weak, at the slightest of touch,
Of some Baby Ruth,
Man I'm...

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© Lee Nguyen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: duds, foodmom, me, candy, me,
Form:
Bugger - Her Response
Bugger 
17th July 2015

Last night my missus gave me some oysters for tea
Was I in for a night of rip snorting whoopee?
I showered and shaved trying to smell like a stud
Her half dozen oysters must have all of been duds.
Things were desperate so I engaged...

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Categories: duds, fun, funny, humor, longing,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member After Hours
AFTER HOURS
Dudes in duds broken down brims 
cocked and bent creases in trousers 
when thugs were gents 
People with attitude women too 
demeanor and outfits like 
Ebony's front pages
Dudes in duds broken down brims 
Money on backs eyes watching 
the eye's of watchers 
Entrances and...

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Categories: duds, culture, father, nostalgia,
Form: Ballad



Premium Member Witchy Twitchy Itch
Yes, you're one sexy witch, dear love, but now it's Halloween,
    And I've a witchy tale to share, so keep your broom between ...

Five decades hence I knew the thrills of flesh, and did imbibe,
    Yet there's but one...

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Categories: duds, funny, halloween, humorous, light,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Season
Trees still denuded but burgeoning with buds
Will soon be bedecked in the brightest of duds.
Small birds renew flitting amid bursts of bright song
While crocus heads from the soil shyly  push  up along.

Freshness and newness is what they declare
When brightness and music do fill...

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Categories: duds, happiness, hope, nature, seasons
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Overweight Footles

not me
oh gee


big size 
no prize


no sweets
no treats


pants tight
a_rse fight


butt shakes
earth quakes


milk duds
thick blood


chair broke
much coke


scale wrong
ding dong


whipped cream
their dream


much cheese
dress squeeze


big house
fat spouse


wide thighs
no guys 


bed broke
blame bloke


tight dress 
big mess


    
            September 27, 2020
      ...

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Categories: duds, food, humor,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Rip Van Winkle
After a long, long snooze Rip Van Winkle,

   Woke with a start, his duds all a-wrinkle!

      Said he, a bit dotty,

         "Quick!  Bring me a potty!

   ...

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Categories: duds, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Passionate Shepherd Rap
Yo! Hang wit me and be my boo,
listen to the rap, ya know I’m true.
The streets and alleys’ full of deals,
lay back this ride’s rollin 22 wheels.

No need of sittin around them docks,
lookin at workers just punching clocks.
Cold water’s runnin in my shower stall,
they’re kicking...

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Categories: duds, parody, me, me, parody,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Texas Or Bust
Dragon got excited, just the other day
He wanted to meet his Dragon friend Drag
Way out in that Lone Star Texas State

So he donned his really big Texas boots and hat
Put his courageous penguins right there, on his back
They too, were dressed in their cowboy best,...

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Categories: duds, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Bargain Day At the Goodwill Store
My good friend Cletus looked mighty spiffy in his new attire.

New suit, shoes, shirt and tie - he was ready to set the world afire

He asked me what I thought about his new duds but I hadn't the heart to say,

That I had donated his...

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Categories: duds, clothes, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Sugar Mama
By no means, can anyone consider me slow to loving.
Yet, ive never explored the world with, an older woman.
But im not holding bacc because of the difference in age.
I love hard, if you're my target, then no distance is safe.
I got a sweettooth, and you're...

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Categories: duds, age, candy, cute love,
Form: Lyric
Listen, My Son
Listen, My Son
Steve L. Siegel
July, 2015
~:~
My son, don’t tell me that you’re not important!
That is simply wrong and not ever going to be true
The fact that you even was born
Should give you proof that God has plans for you.
~:~
The pathway may seem unclear to you...

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Categories: duds, blessing, dedication, god, inspirational,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry