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Best Dirt Cheap Poems

Below are the all-time best Dirt Cheap poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of dirt cheap poems written by PoetrySoup members


Children of Entitlement
They won't let us have
the same things ...
things that once was given to them
They say we deserve it not,
because we're of the rejected seed ---
those...

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Categories: dirt cheap, black african american, perspective,



It's A Curse To Own A Hearse
Instead of being a chick magnet, my vehicle is a curse.
No woman will go out with me because I own a hearse.
I bought my hearse...

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Categories: dirt cheap, car, funny, humorous, women,

Premium Member Junk Sale
I'm thinning out some things of mine
I do not want or need
Some for sale  some for trade 
Most of it is free
My poisonous relationships
They...

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Categories: dirt cheap, fun, humor,

That Haunted House
I bought a house that nobody else wanted.
I got it dirt cheap because it was haunted.
It was once owned by a murderess and nobody could...

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Categories: dirt cheap, funny, house, humor,

How I Got Richer And What I Did Next
How I Got Richer and What I Did Next



I struck a sly deal with some Wall Street investors.
I shorted 'em stocks that didn't exist!
But they...

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© John Mudge  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dirt cheap, allegory, funny, heaven, humor,

The Bailout Ballad - The Layman's Lament
One day not long past our economy faltered
And wouldn’t improve if our course were unaltered.

'Cause we buy stuff at Wal-Mart (where things are dirt cheap)
'Cause...

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© John Mudge  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dirt cheap, business, humor, humorous, money,

Premium Member The Living Dead
Take away the safety net
What remains 
only the weak kill and call themselves men 
A coward hides in the mountain of who they are 
behind...

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Categories: dirt cheap, christian, conflict, death, evil,

Alpha Bet Cap Cha
Alpha Bet Cap Cha

Just twenty six letters of the english language to whit
twisted in various & sundry combinations pit
this bull dog of a canonical wordsmith...

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Categories: dirt cheap, anxiety, crazy, devotion, giggle,

Presidential Inauguration 2017 - Poetic Screed - Part3
   pioneer esprit de corps front tier brisk.
*     *     *     *...

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Categories: dirt cheap, betrayal, dark, heartbroken, house,

Dirty Deeds
Back to his dirty deeds
Having them done dirt cheap
Can't do his own dirty work
Because he's nothing but a creep
Doesn't care who he hurts
Even if he...

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Categories: dirt cheap, dark, discrimination,

Premium Member We as a world separating wheat from the chaff
Where one grain of sand can become a castle 
crumbing it has lost all compass bearing truth 
loosing all sense of living reality twisted under...

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Categories: dirt cheap, abortion, angel, atheist, august,

Country Sweet Soul
Country Sweet Soul
By Curtis Lee Johnson 

Began in a country town right next to a corn mill 
Raised in the Mississippi delta near the cotton...

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Categories: dirt cheap, america, birth, courage, father,

Premium Member 1-800-Got Junk
What's the big deal with garage sales
Buying another man's junk
Just because the price is dirt cheap
People wind up in a funk

They blindly go from house...

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Categories: dirt cheap, mystery,

The pleasure of sleep
upon waking from a splendid plunge 
   into the depths of deep dreamy restful sleep
anchors away set adrift this body electric, 
 ...

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Categories: dirt cheap, good night, introspection, journey,

Divine Musings
In the most unusual manic-panic creep,
Wildly lurking behind every corner, 
The Shadow was about to recover some ungraspable but always constantly desired idea..

A fantasy, a...

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© Stone Fox  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dirt cheap, adventure, allusion, destiny, lust,

peek-a-boo
a solider and a sailor
sing a lonesome song just for your entertainment
but in it you are betrayed by visions of heaven
shine with the late night...

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© mark junor  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dirt cheap, beautiful,

A FAKE WORLD
A  FAKE WORLD
The truth stood downcast in the lie
 Its chin upon chest and hands tied
Shoulders drooped with a hunching back
Gagged, maimed barely able...

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Categories: dirt cheap, analogy, hurt, symbolism,

Like Daisies On Stalks
Besotted winged pollinators
roistering barrage drowned
amidst general insectivorous cacophony
indistinct auditory signals communicated

intermingled with bounteous wafting fragrance
midwifed edenic floral pullulation
sensate admixture viz colored spectrum
amidst unrehearsed extemporaneous

orchestral suite...

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Categories: dirt cheap, 10th grade, 11th grade,

chocolate covered Barbie beans
lonely old mansion
walkie talkie doesn't work
doesn't matter anyway
nothing ever did
the art of saving a life
understanding that market
tickles you pink
when all you really wanted
was a chocolate...

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Categories: dirt cheap, angst, business, computer-internetworld, old,

Premium Member World Cruise--Veranda Beach
World Cruise...Veranda Beach (Acrostic)



 Without a doubt this place is a perfect peach
 Overnight stay you don’t have to pay at Veranda Beach 
 Really...

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Categories: dirt cheap, family, vacation,

Holy Cow, Oven Nation Gone Fowl two cluck
   they would dice many a chive
   by management me from da dive
apartments in hatfield in close proximity 
  ...

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Categories: dirt cheap, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Zebra Plastered on your Glue Right-Hand Knot
Zebra plastered on your glue right-hand knot
near the end sorry.
Painted girls tossed in the air
hiding spoken truth.
Guitars bleached their long
silk hair.

I played with civil war's...

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Categories: dirt cheap, imagination, on writing and

Forward In The 60's
rd In The 60's
By Curtis Lee Johnson 

In the rural South, sometimes life was cruel 
Robbery from the poor was legal via dirt cheap labor

In...

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Categories: dirt cheap, chicago, dedication, history,

Dreary Mind
It's just another day to wake up to, uninspired. 
A lingering weight on my chest, undesired.
A tightness inside that can't find relief,
No motivation to turn...

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Categories: dirt cheap, introspection,

A Lotus Scrawled Fiat
Mandated this faux gremlin explorer
(alias Cliff Ford) donning reinforced
rubber baby buggy bumpers to dodge
any errant wild jaguar, ram, thunder bird,
bee in blue bonnet hood lamb,...

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Categories: dirt cheap, 11th grade, 12th grade,