Best Ctrl Poems

Self-control is the first lesson of life,
when learning to be presentable.

An alternate lifestyle 
will bring you grief,
but you are no different
in that respect.

All grieve.

Delete everything...

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The lunchroom fart
of turbo pasta
scatters garlic teargas
laced with meaty mystery
without mercy to
flatten cubicles.

Chain-reactions
of Tupperware battles
erupt to devastate
once discerning pallets
until hobbled by stabs
of shrapnel to the...

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I have been with you for two years I am not happy I am full of tears. So here is what I am going to...

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To stop a flame war
China erects defences:
The Great Firewall...

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Shutdown, restart, blink and freeze
Why oh why can’t technology for once be a breeze?
Such simple commands, pressing start or enter
But you would think you were...

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Ctrl. Alt. Del.



Catatonic, I lie,
my emotions frozen,

specks of dust swept beyond the 
trails,

of nameless pathways that 
could not be chosen. 



Numbed, I stand,
all feeling shattered,

like...

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A tweet thats on TWITTER is so worth a look ...
So are the threads on someones FACEBOOK!!!!
Poor MSN has lost all its hype ....
I think...

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When the program isn’t working like it should,
No rabbit’s foot, nor horseshoe’s gonna bring you any luck.
When the techie’s not around to make things good
Ya...

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Whenever you feel lost
Or when you feel to reset
To look back and feel refreshed
Click the “Home” key
It’ll open the door to inner prosperity
A heart filled...

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"Page up"


Dear John, 

     "Enter" the time when you'd drive me up to the lake to cherish the scenery's beauty, and...

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3 am in the morning
Everybody is sleeping
Some of them are snoring 
Maybe others are boozing
And the rest making out and moaning
Conclusion, everyone’s enjoying this night
Doing...

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I have developed a temporary dislike of the things that I’ve convinced myself have been keeping you away from me. Mere substitutes that admitted to...

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The WORD is PERFECT. It is from God's OFFICE that man gets the VISION. On your LAN APPS make sure you are hooked up to...

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My damn computer always freezes
It huffs and it puffs then just gives out
I would really like to know what that's about

I have a pop up...

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At my keyboard, I was busy typing away,
when suddenly this face appeared,
with teeth long, and grey.
It said, "Hello I'm Herbert,
and I'm horrible, and mean,
right now...

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