Computer Troubles

My damn computer always freezes It huffs and it puffs then just gives out I would really like to know what that's about I have a pop up blocker but that doesn't do it's job I scream "Oh Jesus Oh God Why do you hate me so?" There's too much anguish even I don't know CTRL ALT DELETE shut it down or I swear I'll throw this thing on the ground I killed the last one - it just when black Now I have a bloody 'ninety nine Compaq Sure I have DSL and super fast speed What good does that do me if it's not what I need? I Want a big ol' sledge hammer to smash this to bits but heaven knows even that isn't worth it I know I should complain better something than nothing at all At least now I don't have to worry about missing a phone call I sigh and I grunt, I even groan I guess this is better than being stuck here alone I can always turn on this retina burning screen Wait for someone to instant message me I wish I knew what this was about or if I could just figure it out My computer always freezes.