Best Crotches Poems

There once was a bold prig named Wiener
who had an unsightly demeanor
he took pics of his crotch
after two shots of scotch  
"Where's his wife?...

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As crotches go, mine is up there with the best

I would even classify it as exceptional

One would think it all comes down to size

But size...

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Them dancers, singers there on MTV,
why do they grab their crotches frequently?
     I've tried, but I still can't figure it out
...

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My dog is a criminal 
A beggar, a thief
She has a rap sheet two miles long
Do we care? No
Will we turn her in? Never.
No one...

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MIDDLE EARTH


I see the gaping maw approaching
ivory white saliva covered teeth
slobbering over red gums
tongue lolling about
reaching for my face.

Knees!!  Dammit!!!  Knees!!
God are there...

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I woke up this morning with no intended plan
I had no clue as to where I will go next, 
But I felt bold and strong...

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Get right with the creator...
Teach your kids how to fish.  
Give EVERYBODY a second chance or even a third
(that's if they're not to vicious).
After...

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Clubbing it
Once I went to a night- club in Albufeira a dreadful place with 
garish colours and a man with a Hammond organ also played...

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I see that our beliefs in race and profiles, defiles.
	Perpetuates hate, stereotypes to our brain matter.
I see corporate greed and pockets get fatter.
I see the...

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Trump Is Pompous

Trump is pompous as he will prance
Now has to take a goal line stance
For women he has been abusing
Thought to himself it was...

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Two inept crooks robbed my house while I was on vacation.
They left my water running and they died by strangulation.
Besides robbing me, those idiots also...

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Why do they grab their crotches frequently
   those dancers, rappers on MTV?
      I've tried, but still can't figure...

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Humble stone was intolerably warm,
That ice block was numbing cold,
Those nails were pining to pierce,
The poisonous worms and snakes in jungle,
Were ready to sink in...

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The night hides stars explode silence waves in malls consumers stare into lights blank 
pupils a poet loses his words to rock-stars and rap-stars clutching...

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I have waited so long to compose a new song; I have waited so long for you to come along. Time is setting fire underneath...

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