Your Crotch and You
As crotches go, mine is up there with the best
I would even classify it as exceptional
One would think it all comes down to size
But size is only part of the equation
Of course size is a very major consideration
But as important is it's appearance of strength
I think you know what I'm getting at
The forward thrusting motion is a major factor
In fact, probably if I had to decide
THE most important attribute is a strong forward thrust
And equally important is the quick recoil
In fact, I have just published a book on the subject
It's called, “Your Crotch And You”
An in-depth study to help you to understand
This most precious part of your anatomy
For only $19.99 U.S. including shipping
This important self-help book can be yours
We don't offer a money back guarantee
But will come to your home if you provide travel expenses
To answer any questions you might have
And also assist you physically if that is required
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Dedicated to my dear cyber sister, Jan
© Jack Ellison 2014
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