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Your Crotch And You



As crotches go, mine is up there with the best I would even classify it as exceptional One would think it all comes down to size But size is only part of the equation Of course size is a very major consideration But as important is it's appearance of strength I think you know what I'm getting at The forward thrusting motion is a major factor In fact, probably if I had to decide THE most important attribute is a strong forward thrust And equally important is the quick recoil In fact, I have just published a book on the subject It's called, “Your Crotch And You” An in-depth study to help you to understand This most precious part of your anatomy For only $19.99 U.S. including shipping This important self-help book can be yours We don't offer a money back guarantee But will come to your home if you provide travel expenses To answer any questions you might have And also assist you physically if that is required It is a limited time offer so DON'T DELAY! Dedicated to my dear cyber sister, Jan © Jack Ellison 2014

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Date: 5/6/2014 9:18:00 AM
OH Jack! Where's Cathie! As your censor I bet she's slapping your hand right now. Funny but... Yesterday I saw a teenager, while eating, out make the motions even using his hand. What's gotten into kids? The girl wasn't impressed, but left with him in the group... None seemed appalled... Tho the girls were frowning. Spring is in the air. Tho, with that kid I'd rather it hadn't been so public. Young love. PS. I doubt he was offering a money back guarantee either. Yes. That was a groaner.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/6/2014 9:59:00 AM
Ooops... sorry! Loving hugs XOX
Date: 5/6/2014 7:40:00 AM
Oh Jack you are a star and have risen to my challenge with an awesome poem. I expect a signed copy with a dedication to me! loved the write Jan xxxx I am surprised the book doesn't come with a money back guarantee if you aren't completely satisfied!!!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/6/2014 7:48:00 AM
LOL Jack wish I'd been the first one to comment on this one - will find a new challenge for you soon hugs Jan xxxx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/6/2014 7:46:00 AM
If you check, you're the third person to comment... all women! LOL Reason for no money back guarantee is because I'm looking forward to some personal interaction! Love ya dear sis... hugs XOXOXOX
Date: 5/6/2014 7:22:00 AM
haha very ... unique. your poems make me laugh Jack. I'll have to pass on the book though lol. but just wait they'll be putting that product on the ads here on the site next week.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/6/2014 7:29:00 AM
Awww dear sweet Casarah! What a silly old man eh! LOL Sure will be great though, if they decide to advertise it on the site! Not doing this for the money, just want to help those in need! Big squeezies and a whole bunch of love XOXOXOX
Date: 5/6/2014 6:48:00 AM
Ha!! Ha!!...Sara
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/6/2014 6:59:00 AM
You didn't say whether you wanted a copy or not! If you decide you'd like a copy, let me know... I take all the major credit cards! Loving hugs, Jack XOXOX LOL