Best Crim Poems
There is an imp name stim
Stim touched the rim
his dads name is bim
they eat out of bins
heres my crim
buy some din
eat some tim
watch out its a rim
oh no stim ate rim
watch out IM ****ING RETARDED!
by Robert (Bob) Moore © 1915
The house that I was born in, had a mail slot in the door
no mailbox halfway down the street, mail landed on the floor
you left your door key hanging there, when you went down the shop
you didn’t think of getting robbed, you didn’t need a cop
The policeman he walked round the streets, his beat, it was his pride
and if a crim was on his turf, he would not get inside
the cop was always watching, and his whistle he would blow
and police would come from everywhere, and the criminals would know
There was nowhere for them to hide
a fair cop it would be
and you’d come home, reach through the slot
pull the string, and get your key
It did not even bother you,
you did not even see
they did their job, your safe and sound
and can drink your cup of tea.
~La' Luna De' Morte'~
As an scarlet blush,shadows th' land crim'...
She steals sting of death,with 'stonishing splendor
Beaut~full n' ablaze,her ambience flows in wake
Lighting th' air crisp,with her spark'nd kindled kiss
Comforting n' calm,she affords festive delight
Gath'rings 'round her pyres,her children gleam a'glow
Joy~fill'nd laughter,emits gaiety from their pleasance
Swaddled in her aura,'ven th' gloom'd come a'glee
Sweetly n' sound,becometh slumber in her night
Though th' amorous' desires,are th' more frequent for wait
For of Eros' myrrh,she is saturately immersed
Th' senses of her seduction,soothing to feral 'volve
Wholly loyals 'cept her due,ceaselessly crave her 'rrival
When her departure cometh,we lay yearn'd of next loom
Awaiting th' Mother's daughter,so lavish'ly arrayed
An 'ticipated nativity,none comparing so of...
...An Autumn's Full Reap'ng Moon!
~AZAZA~'09
No penality...(in Australia)
There is no penalty aint no penalty mate…
The old crim smirked and laughed out loud
As they sat with a beer and a steak
Do what you like he told the crowd
The doo gooders laws are cake
Break the law in Singapore
get flogged for your mistake
the penalty there will make you sure
don’t get caught in that island state
the druggie drove with his foot to the floor
cursing motorists in his wake
nocked down old Thelma dead for sure
3 months for his mistake
We know it is a system fault
That stops a computer mate
Do we have nothing up top in our vault
Do we control our fate
Minority groups control the world
The masses have no say
Anarchys banner is unfurled
And the terrorists protected hey
Don Johnson
Should we have a referendum to return the old respected system of law and order
That worked well in the sixties …yes for sure ..
Without discipline anarchy prevails
An outlaw, a felon, a choreographed thief,
Stealing the moves like a crim,
Seizing the twirls with a straightened top hat,
Tap dancing around on a whim,
Gliding a smile with shining eyebrows,
Hands tip top tapping his cane,
This remarkable man of pure elegance,
No one could fully explain,
Because he drew from ballroom, swing, Latin and jazz,
He used every bit of the room,
Dancing on walls, hat stand and on ice,
He even danced with a broom,
But this dignified man that everyone loved,
Loved dancing with one woman in pearls,
His one Ginger Rogers in a free flowing dress,
With her beautiful dancing blonde curls.
{Christ} the crim-in-{all},
{He} was {NOT} to {say}, yet {said},
to the {least}, to {me}
There is no penalty aint no penalty mate…
The old crim smirked and laughed out loud
As they sat with a beer and a steak
Do what you like he told the crowd
The do goode'rs laws are cake
Break the law in Singapore
get flogged for your mistake
the penalty there will make you sure
don’t get caught in that island state
the druggie drove with his foot to the floor
cursing motorists in his wake
Knocked down old Thelma dead for sure
3 months for his mistake
We know it is a system fault
That stops a computer mate
Do we have nothing up top in our vault
Do we control our fate
Minority groups control the world
The masses have no say
Anarchy's banner is unfurled
And the terrorists protected hey
Don Johnson
Should we have a referendum to return the old respected system of law and order
That worked well in the sixties …yes for sure ..
Without discipline anarchy prevails
all gym op Ill chumps free caw’s paces.
ball brim bop dill thumps see jaw’s maces.
call crim cop grill pumps knee saw’s cases.
nonsensical word play is the aces!
doll dim drop shrill humps plea yaw’s places.
fall flim flop frill rumps tree slaw’s glaces.
hall him hop jill lumps dee flaw’s races.
sing song rhythm leaves graces.
enthrall limb lop bill dumps knee straw's laces
mall mim mop cill grumps lee vaw's faces
paul prim pop hill stumps wee heehaw's praces
melody keeps me jumping glaces
saul stem stop zill mumps jee gnaw’s braces
tall grim plop thrill plumps zee draw’s vasesp
wall whim whop pill frumps kee shaw’s daces
loving this poem and her traces.
Things look grim for the career crim,
who has hopes of becoming a kingpin
As more are dobbed in,
I am hopeful this will help us win,
When we throw the locks in the bin,
And Kick up such a din,
That more doors are kicked in
As covid 19 has taught us what it takes to win,
And who best to vote in.
If we wear our new habits with pride,
And don't backslide,
We will push the crim aside,
As we rush outside,
With numbers on our side.
555.
Encapsudia: Ang Kambal ng Encantadia
Avisala! Halina sa TED ng CapSU-Dumarao o Encapsudia
Kahawig nito ang Lireo sa Encantadia
Elemento ay hangin, sagisag ay bughaw
Lireo na kanlungan nina Danaya, Amihan, Pirena at Alena
TED na kanlungan nina Dela Cruz, Arriola, Penson at Araneta
Avisala! Halina sa Crim ng CapSU-Dumarao o Encapsudia
Katulad nito ang Hathoria sa Encantadia
Elemento ay apoy, sagisag ay pula
Hathoria na naghari dahil sa lakas at dami
Crim na naghari din kung pag-uusapan ay dami
Avisala! Halina sa Agri ng CapSU-Dumarao o Encapsudia
Kapareho nito ang Sapiro sa Encantadia
Elemento ay lupa, sagisag ay dilaw
Sapiro na sagana sa yaman ng lupa
Agri na nakatutok sa pagpapayaman ng lupa
Avisala! Halina sa Vet.Med ng CapSU-Dumarao o Encapsudia
Kamukha nito ang Adamya sa Encantadia
Elemento ay tubig, sagisag ay berde
Adamya na kapiranggot na alaga ng brilyante ng tubig
Vet.Med. na kakaunti na alagang hayop ang hilig
Avisala! Halina sa Computer ng CapSU-Dumarao o Encapsudia
Kawangis nito ang Etheria sa Encantadia
Elemento ay kuryente, sagisag ay lila
Etheria na nasa gitna at naglaho na
Computer na nasa gitna rin at wala na.
-05/19/2017
* a tribute to CapSU-Dumarao and Encantadia,
written this day of final airing of Encantadia 2016
558.
Ang Crim. sa Puso Ko
Ang Crim. sa puso ko ay parang Hathoria ng Encantadia
Pula ang simbolong kulay nila
Narito ang pinakamaraming lipi sa Encapsudia
Hitik sa mga nais maging mandirigma
Ang Crim. sa puso ko ay parang Zerg sa Starcraft na laro
Pula ang sagisag na kulay ng mga ito
Layunin nila ang magtanggol at magserbisyo
Kung ang Zerg para sa kanilang imperyo – ang mga pulis para sa kanilang estado
Ang Crim. sa puso ko ang nagmulat sa akin
Na ang mga alagad ng batas ay dapat idolohin
Higit sa paggalang, sila ay karapat-dapat huwaranin
Sapagkat nais nila ay maglingkod at prumotekta sa atin
Ang Crim. sa puso ko ay parang Zerg at Hathoria
Dito ko nabatid ang matinding puwersa
Nag-aalab na layunin para sa kapwa, nagpupuyos na mithiin para sa bansa
Salamat sa mga taga-Crim. na aking nakasama!
-10/23/2017
(Dumarao)
*a tribute to Crim. of CapSU-Dumarao
117.
Branch on Fire
Up above the tree
Of courage and bravery
It fell down lazily
To burning trash underneath thee
Then a beast to man a bestfriend
Came by as if to defend
This twig from being churned
In order to be mend
From stone the twig was gone
Going elsewhere for a run
With its host like an Olympian
As if chasing the sun.
-04/16/2012
(Dumarao)
*for Crim. poem in Salingsing Issue of 1st Sem., AY 2011-12
265.
My 43rd Leaf
Removed thee from tree
It's sturdy and tall
I think not native
Looks familiar but
Do not know its name
By the Trappist monks
Who live by in there
Or just a planter
Folk or foreigner
Don't know who planted
About to enter
The souvenir shop
Where we bought some goods
About 3 o'clock
On way to the wharf
Just in front the shop
Selling souvenirs
Foods and rosaries
Decors and softdrinks
A monastery
On field trip again
But first time in there
With Crim. 2 students
A new experience
That I should treasure!
-04/01/2014
(Dumarao)
*My Toladas Collection
400.
Agosto at Setyembre 2015 ng MiJo
Agosto at Setyembre 2015 –
Ika-19 ng Agosto, Crim. Mini Intrams na pinaka-una
Naging hurado si Mi sa pagguhit at pagpinta
Ika-10 ng Setyembre, ika-28 kaarawan ni Jo
Ipinagdiwang sa Crim., si Mi ay dumalo
Ika-15, nagbukas si Jo ng unang account sa BDO
Nananghalian sa Mang Inasal ang MiJo!
-11/11/2015
(Dumarao)
*4th MiJo poem
402.
Oktubre-Nobiembre 2015 ng MiJo
Oktubre at Nobiembre 2015 –
Ika-14 ng Oktubre, CapSU-Dumarao 33rd Anniversary
Sa Crim. Logo-Making Contest hurado si Mi
Ika-5 ng Nobiembre, sa CapSU-Dumarao muling nagtungo
Pagkapananghalian sa 3 Kids, Transcript ni Mi pinroseso
Ika-12, sa CapSU-Dumarao parin
Career Guidance ng SAF, si Mi ay layong padaluhin!
-11/11/2015
(Dumarao)
*6th MiJo poem