Best Clean Shaven Poems
Press '1' For EnglishI grew a beard
while waiting for you
it looks more and more
like I'll never get through
My left ear was aching
I switched to my right
This perpetual holding
has no end in sight
I wish I'd have noticed
before such great cost
that your phone number spells out
800-GET-LOST
Though I pressed '1' for...
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Categories:
clean shaven, funny, humorous, parody, technology,
Form:
Rhyme
Mother -- Come HomeSitting with her now
Watching
How did she get so old?
How did I get so old?
So many pills
Green, blue, white, red, yellow, orange
All kinds of...
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Categories:
clean shaven, car, fear, love, mother,
Form:
The Stone StoryThe Stone Story
Authored by Chuck Keys
I was staring at a stone today,
it didn't move, it just sat, resting,
relaxed...
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Categories:
clean shaven, inspirational, introspection, life
Form:
Free verse
Microscopic WindfallPerhaps I’m facing pogonophobes?
Apparently wore the wrong face.
Age-hardened wiry wisps forge
post-pubescent platemail -
protect strangers
from my truest fleshy pores, protect me
from the xenophobes of the Winter Conference.
It’s all pitching and coffee breaks
In a hall too grand for these meager mergers
Silent hecklers...
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Categories:
clean shaven, business, people, sick, society,
Form:
Free verse
Inappropriate AttireIt is the evening I have waited for,
stiletto heels three inches high adorned my feet,
real nylons hung from garters beneath a
skin tight, leather skirt of maraschino cherry-red.
A blouse of white silk, with a cascade of ruffles,
played peek-a-boo with my décolletage.
Outdoors, the rain pounded the...
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Categories:
clean shaven, lust,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Brewing Sunsets In TeapotsI brew sunsets in teapots
I drink the dawn from a mug
and in my bicycle basket I have seduction in a jug
so now and then I take someone clean shaven home to my obliging bed
when I guess I should sit quietly pristine,
with my legs crossed...
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Categories:
clean shaven, celebration, freedom, happiness, life,
Form:
Rhyme
The State of His HairGirls and boys
pick up your toys
Your playground
has been shut.
There’s a man out there
with greasy hair
hellish hankering
in his gut.
That’s what we thought
till Joey’s father was caught.
He was clean shaven
with neat crew cut.
©Kathryn McLoughlin Collins
July 15, 2012...
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Categories:
clean shaven, people,
Form:
Rhyme
Give the Bride AwayWe often hear of hardship with single motherhood,
how tough it is to raise a family on her own.
How a drunkard and a basher never makes life good.
Winning the gambling debts; losing the family home.
But there's another side that often can be found
inside the personal columns;...
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Categories:
clean shaven, hope,
Form:
Ballad
Clover Out of MudSomething comes to mind;
It is no evil thing.
Objectified it stands,
Sings loudly with open mouth,
Nearly speechless.
So is the volume turned up,
Turned on
When frogs croak
In muddy ponds
And tadpoles wink the day.
The field is all clover--
Pure;
It feeds the sky,
Pleases the eye,
Is false
Like some lovers.
Frogs are lovers,
Hopping.
People hop...
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Categories:
clean shaven, allegory, imagery, metaphor,
Form:
Free verse
Remembering In My Parents PrimeRemembering in my Parents’ Prime
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Ah! This snowy still night, at bedtime;
Reminds me of the picnic pictures,
I as a boy would imagine,
Dad and mom must have had a great time
In icy Gulmarg.
Raising her veil, slightly smiling and awfully shy,
A classic Kashmiri countrywoman.
He as a sixties-seventies...
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Categories:
clean shaven, parents,
Form:
Free verse
Halloween DeliversShe couldn't believe her luck with the knock at the door,
This day of all days, the one day she can will a way.
One can only trap with the appropriate bait laid;
She preened herself in the mirror plying red "trap set"
Winking at herself with the smack...
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Categories:
clean shaven, food, halloween, sexy,
Form:
Free verse
Splash Bang ReflectionSplash Bang Reflection
W ~ hen it has hit home with a big splash bang or silent reflection that time
E ~ lapses and fireworks are for the moment and not forever young displays
W ~ here here and now not there and then or never deserves some...
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Categories:
clean shaven, philosophy, song,
Form:
Acrostic
Black and White YoyageBlack and White Yoyage
Ying and Yang come to mind that wakes up in the morning
Harmony the task for the day and the nights of the soul...
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Categories:
clean shaven, peace,
Form:
Free verse
Story About Santa ContestSponsor: Carol Eastman
Long before Christmas had become a jolly folklore,
I met a grandfatherly man...
He was clean shaven, tiny and crabby,
And always wore a floppy black suit, his name was Mr. Atnas.
See, I was at such a tender young age,
full of innocence and make believe...
I lived...
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Categories:
clean shaven, christmas, joy, nature,
Form:
Free verse
I Feel SpringI feel Spring's touch irrevocably leaving
telltale fingerprints on dripping icicles.
Wafting sweet scents with every warm breeze,
Her breath fills my lungs with fresh air.
I feel Spring playfully, tauntingly, ever so softly,
blowing sensually upon my neck, toying with me.
The sky changes color, hosting differing blues
as the...
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Categories:
clean shaven, beauty, feelings, hyperbole, imagery,
Form:
Free verse