Best Chihuahuas Poems

How much do I love you?
Let me count the ways,

 I love your one paw,
I love your two paws,
I love your three paws,
I love all...

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After much reflection and introspection I am making an alphabetical list of the things that make me, me. I'm sure there are more that I...

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(This poem is not directed at innocent spouses)

Chlamydia   

Chlamydia, Chlamydia,
How do we get rid of ya.?

Take up painting,
Stay at home.
Learn to play the...

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The Spaniel

A Spaniel that uses its head 
Can tell when its owner’s unfed 
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck 
Will deliver...

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I can't recall the last time I've had a good night's rest.
It ain't because I'm stressed or restless or depressed.
Nor is it the fitful snorin'...

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Two retired senior citizens
Home a dumping ground with three cats
Two Chihuahuas, one bull dog fat
Question~~who eats pets or denizens?  

Our home has become a...

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I have a puppy who loves to run and jump.
I have a Chihuahua that is named Trump.
He was born on the 14th of January and...

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The Bichon Frise

The Bichon in chiffon looks so frou 
That the crowd duly wowed has to coo 
‘Til the dog starts to droop
And its owner...

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chihuahuas bark in
 chorus ....
jazz mixed opera ...

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Tammy owns a lot of dogs, she has fourteen.
She has more dogs than anybody I've ever seen.
She has Miniature Pinschers, Chihuahuas and Pit Bulls.
She also...

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Four ways to stop your chihuahua from barking
Talk to them in a pleasant voice
Then you see you have no choice
One: Get your shotgun
Two: Load it...

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After Judicious consideration
the Court ousts chihuahuas without hesitation
With Texas Versus Rover
their dreaming days are over
We'll soon live in a pure Aryan canine nation...

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my heart has been caught
although there are three
most often then not
it's lola and me

together we walk
together we ride
together we talk
always side by side

she throws me...

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I claimed ---and passionately---
that I'd never have a small dog, 
much less one with "poo" in its name.
Not for me yappy Yorkies, shivering Chihuahuas,
shaky Shih...

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carport door opens
chihuahuas sniff frosty air....
scents compel new hikes   ...

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