Best Chaney Poems

My  name is Mattie Ross and I hail from Yell County
In the state of Arkansas living, on a ranch with family
At the age of...

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Lugosi lays, Chaney scares, creeps the dusk,
Price fades, Karloff, clomps, all ashes and dust,
Past-timed preferred actors all,
Scary times, hair raised, jaws fall,
Greats, long unseen, memories...

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double Chaney Lugosi and Karloff
those four are the most known monsters all time
and each monster they portrayed had spinoff
I grew up with those monsters on...

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There's a party going on upstairs,
your invited, to come and have a scare.
H.G. Wells, will meet you at the gate,
costumes required, hurry don't be late.

Vincent...

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I was one of the best leading men in Hollywood.
Many people thought my acting was quite good!
As long as Jack L. Warner said it was...

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This is to all you lovely folks, who have become such an important part of my life, 
although I'd like to single out a few...

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Dullard President

Pres. George W. Bush
Served in the National Guard on his tush.
Chosen Presidential puppet by Chaney
Because he was not so brainy....

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Endless Wars

Chaney you know was in control
And had rich friends on the Government dole.
He started more than one war
To give them very much more....

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Created Enemies

Dick Chaney looked for a foe
With his President in tow.

Presidential agendas he had
That ended up very bad....

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1.    John Desmond Patrick Keegan
2.    Alfred, Lord Tennyson 
3.    Sally Aline Mae Beller
4.   ...

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SCOTLAND'S MONSTER DINNER 

          walking upon the moors of Scotland    i saw a sprite who
became a unicorn --...

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Tripping thru the cosmos
 just the other afternoon
I saw Cleopatra dancing 
on the dark side of the moon
I stopped by just to say hi
 and...

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Streaking, dashing, breaking away
Up, up the tempo the McClendon way

Getting wide and filling the lanes
Assisting the open man with two points to gain

Upbeat, back and...

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Here's a thought
from a not so unusual stance
and others, perchance,
have had it too:
Suppose, through a world war three,
a mr. bush and a mr. chaney
decide to...

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We worked together
in the airless cubicle gulag
on the surface of the moon
during the last ice age

Diligently scurrying under
the bright artificial lights
composing odes to poverty
with great...

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