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Scotland's Monster Dinner

SCOTLAND'S MONSTER DINNER 

          walking upon the moors of Scotland    i saw a sprite who
became a unicorn -- she mated with Kelpie:  kissing
therianthropy --> she rode the unicorn:   shedding her skin--     
saltire!
I when to Restaurant Andrew Fairlie -- 
manager said someone got mutilated late last night -- upon the 
moors of Scotland!  Oh no!  
   Glad I ate Haggis!  Sean Connery in drag -- like a werewolf 
kissing Gerard Butler. Princes Street    spending howls  
shopping in the street in the capital!       Edinburg makes 
nice suits and covers all things of humans and beasts.  but i
prefer Lothian Road in the west; near Leith Street! In the east!   
oh ah Aaoooooo!
Like Lon Chaney drinking a pina colada!

:: 09.09.2020

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020




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