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The Ancient ***** of Days, For Chad Bittner Hurt
It stood a while, alone, the perfect phrase
Entire and beautiful upon the stage
As lovely as two words could ever be
‘Till came the muse, the ancient ***** of days
Demanding blood and ink upon the page
Insisting passion and complexity
And sacrifice, and violent hymns of praise
Her hunger and...

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Categories: chad, inspiration, muse, mystery, mythology,
Form: Iambic Pentameter
Goodbye Chad
Not even a whisper to help understand
Son, husband, brother, uncle, work mate and friend
Taken unseen, from this world by his own hand
No spar or ring ending the fisherman’s bend
Just a rigid, slightly jagged, frayed tag end...

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Categories: chad, allegory, depression, farewell, heartbroken,
Form: Rhyme
Another Hanging Chad
So should we start at least another slogan
Who we want is one more Clinton again
Who presidential things already did master
When our economy had been in a disaster.

Once were chickens and jobs in very pot
And it made no difference whether or not
Which State was your current...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: chad, humorous,
Form: Couplet

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Mad About Bad Chad
body am owner
no longer are a loaner
became body donor

what would make me mad
cheated counting hanging chad
which we knew was bad

hard been hard to bare
chiropractor met my prayer
now can climb each stair

my back has an arch
now stand straight when we march
in clothes is much starch

hurt from...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: chad, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Random Thoughts With Chad Over Msn, Why Do I Suck At Writing
in the summer rain by the lake, the droplets drip down my toes, through my hair, 
down my nose.crickets singing to the moon, stars hang their heads as I swoon.
lonely night, as I bathe in rain and moonlight. And I sigh, as the willows bend...

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© Laura Hew  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: chad, angst, art, rain, rain,
Form:
The Death of Chad Sheets
When I learned about his death, it was hard to believe.
An actor died twenty years ago today on Christmas Eve.
Sadly, he died at the young age of twenty-six.
He starred in The Supernaturals, A Smoky Mountain Christmas and other flicks.

He starred in The Dukes of Hazzard...

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Categories: chad, cancer, celebrity, christmas, death,
Form: Rhyme



Untitled #247 / Chad
“Chad deserves a round of applause!”
And more applause!
And more applause!
And a standing ovation!
And giggles get passed around!...

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Categories: chad, confusion, friendship, life, mystery,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Mama Excuses Her Chad
He has not been feeling well his mother said, excusing four-year-old Chad.
He has asthma, she said at five, 
he did not mean to shove the child off the slide.
He has headaches she said when he turned six, 
and another child is sent to the hospital.
He...

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Categories: chad, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Prose Poetry
Gold Heart - Chad
You have a 
Gold heart.
That makes you 
Kind hearted.
Your different then 
Most friends.
I met.
And that makes you 
Great inside.
Your a great friend
Who is loyal....

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Categories: chad, family,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member tickle secretary to dragon Chad
Best job I never had was being tickle secretary to a pink dragon, Chad.
I had twenty-six job before I met him, and believe me, they were all bad.
Tickled him every hour from his tail to his gigantic fire-breathing nose.
He laughed like hyena pack who had...

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Categories: chad, humor, work,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry