Best Caterers Poems

In little towns the big events are locally presented,
and every family in the town is usually represented.
Shopkeepers shut their doors when a pioneer curls his toes,
and if someone’s up to mischief, then everybody knows.

Every sporting club is well supported, right down to the wire,
they are...

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The invitations have been sent out, and the venue is sublime
A Castle in the country oh how I wish that it was mine
With sweeping staircases in the entrance hall
Crystal chandeliers, oh its perfect for my ball

The guests will arrive in their suits and dresses
Their masks...

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Ignite your heart and let there be light
When darkness of lust ushers love and peace take flight
The claws of wars and strife maul the face of mankind
Termite of time swallows the soul and mind

Souls are blackened with pretence and lies
The colorful rainbow vanishing from skies,...

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The wind it seems is staying on the ocean whipping up the sea
The waves tumbling to a smart chop on a shelly  sea urchin shore 
As there is no wind from the mainland but coming from the oceans side.
Trails of fresh green seagrass are...

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Ignite your heart and let there be light
When darkness of lust ushers love and peace take flight
The claws of wars and strife maul the face of mankind
Termite of time swallows the soul and mind

Souls are blackened with pretence and lies
The colorful rainbow vanishing from skies,...

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they snorted and toiled
the sound of swords being hammered
the vanquished lay screaming
a tale of rank deception
with a maniac for the wind
and damnation in the boilers
trailing smoke and scrap metal
basically they peel your skin off
and noisily eat your liver 
while you grok the new data
his prayer...

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This is the story of Gustybot Melly
His really small nose and his very large belly
He'd finished the biscuits, the cake and the jelly
And munched all the crisps like the ones on the telly

And when he was finished young Gustybot Melly
Went down to the shops where...

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A huge reputation speaks loud even with sealed lips
his presence now relegates the entertainment into sips.
Without his jockey, a huge reception like this lacks
hides among the guests but yearnings for his skill backs.
For such a blast, he looks unprepared for the show
minute after minute, the...

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A Pint of Bitter…sure-

At the registrar office we´re getting married 
when I noticed on her papers she had been
married 5 times….hold on you never told me 
this, I thought you had been married once and
had a daughter with him. I have of think about 
this...

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Best man, maid of honor, 
Father of the bride.
Toss the bouquet and the garter, 
Groomsmen on the side.
In-laws, photographers, caterers…
Don’t forget to tip the waiters.
DJ stage, reception hall,
Gold bands, first dance, pillar to post….

And now a toast:

Here’s to prideful selfishness and petty vanities.
Those rocks and...

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Date:   April  2045
 
An excellent April afternoon blooming.
Damali is now 19 years old this
Day. Damali was thinking of his future 
Stretched out at his study desk.
He had been enrolled for a year 
So far, anticipation of 
Graduation was an unstoppable 
Unbearable situation....

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Oh! I see tears in the heart of Africa
Why would this come from America?
We are still mending our mean malaria
Why would you bless us with black bacteria?

Umar Farouk Abdul Muttalab was a black, bold egg
Hatched under a white, wretched hen with erring eggs,
He learnt to...

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Are you the one I can run to when the world turns against me?
Are you the one I can depend on when I’m at my weakest moment?
You’re the one I lean on when I can’t stand no more
I look at you to take my mind...

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A drop of summer, pleasing--over there
I thought it wanted me, no want of ground 
but want of me, instead a pleasant sound
of birds merging and darting thoroughfare
seemingly clueless of their doing-dare
o'er crowds busy about, looking spellbound
course to escape amiss ahead turned round
to freedom with the...

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A blitzkrieg wipes your innocence away
and only heaven’s hand can help you now.
Your counterparts lie trepid to the fray,
for they can sense the wolfen on the prowl.
Oh dear Poland, there’ll be no recompense
as death, unbridled, sweeps across your soil,
‘tis merely hate, disguised as self defense
for...

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