Best Cash In Poems

Crash and Cash In Horn Haiku

Front page saw a splash
Stock market started to crash
In on we did cash.

Bernie saw Wall Street
His drums he started to beat
Big PAC we should meet.

When Burnie had spoke
Said without them we are broke
And that is no joke.

Hillary had won
When we...

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Here comes a bit of blarney for you
I looked up and saw the boy named Stew
He was known for tall tales and lies.
One of those entertaining Irish guys.

Saw Johnny Cash at the pub just now.
He rode in on a donkey, or maybe a cow.
This was...

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What is it about Sunday night
    that the universe just can't get right

  Sunday days, often serene
    Monday morns, fueled by caffeine

  But Sunday nights, phlegmatic and placid
    as if all of creation just...

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