Best Carrot Poems

House of commons, Quebec i think,? questions and
Odd answers; the air waxed thick..up to  point..' debate
Was staged, till the veil of control, almost got frayed.'
Yet oppression was to carry this bout' the speaker flipped
And switched it out, on the un-reigned shouts, a little grim?Yet...

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Oh how my Grandmother could make a wonderful carrot cake
I'm sure many can remember how our grandmothers could bake
How that wonderful smell would meander right up to her front door
So as soon as we walked up we knew that something special was in store

And then...

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I was really having trouble deciding on a pet
Exactly what I wanted I wasn’t sure just yet
I pondered and I pondered until I couldn’t bear it
Then it finally came to me, I’ll get a baby carrot

Now I did not expect to have just any orange...

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I love the orange coloured skin 
My carrot has to tempt my eyes 
I love the crunchieness within 
Which with my teeth I realise 

I munch, I chew, I taste the juice 
The sweetness of the central core 
Willingly I let seduce 
This vegetable, this...

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Because of a jackknifed tractor-trailer up ahead,
vehicles on this highway has been stopped cold dead.
The radio traffic report came on a little late.
That is the reason for my ignominious fate.
I had to use the highway to get to the liquor store.
I ran out of beer,...

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I am sorry,
I am very sorry,
This is for my daughter
I mean my young, beautiful pet.

That was it, the voice of my friend
Who now prides himself
Of another daughter across the street
Only God knows how many of such
I mean those susceptible to his carrot.

Indeed, very young
Full of...

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Come in disguise, the invite read
Feast our eyes, allow us to guess
Dress in truthful lies, was what it said
Like a queen in chess, whose off with their head!
Prizes awarded for the best dressed
Whoevers costume most impressed
We've got Batman and Joker
Lion-O and Mummra
We have Tom and...

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Foggy windows of the cafe on a rainy, rainy day.
Fingers tingling, saved from the cold by warm porcelain.
Coffee and carrot cake. 

A meeting with friends over a tasty treat, 
Half an hour, short and sweet, then back into the cold. 
Home again and warm again....

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From an old live action memory, we first start to see your vibrant spirit
Rambunctious, exuberant and decided; RED
Breathtaking, beautiful eyes from the genes of a father
Like the baby blue shallows of the ocean
Past the calm, lies crashing waves of wild energy, and an irrepressible excitement...

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Cream cheese and flour are combined
With fine chopped walnuts
A cup of drained pineapple 
And grated carrots
To bake a classic
Carrot cake
Tart
! 









3-12-2016...

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Sweet baby carrots for me
Setting my heart free
Swimming in low calorie
Sipping with ice, nice!
Sweet taste with no waste
Succulent— 
Juice!


© Joseph 7/4/07
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The “Epulaeryu” poem is about delicious food and drinks.  It consists of seven 
lines with thirty-three syllables.   The first...

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A
Slice of
Carrot cake
Melts in my mouth 
Sweetening taste buds with sugar delight...

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Carrot Tops His Dill


sandwich between two pieces of bread
were the accouterments of a red head
rich carrot tops spree
as pickle springs glee 
seconds ado as he wears on his spread

connie pachecho

8/3/17...

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Our young Martin was out in the snow
Despite the cold, his face was aglow,
A sight never forgot
A snowman he liked not,
Why upside down he wanted to know?

Poor young Martin, despite being wee,
So curious he went on his knee.
The carrot seemed so low
Asked mum in voice...

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