Best Canned Poems

Cherries are delish
On top of a Banana Split
Topping on a Sundae center of whipped cream
Straight from the jar a tasty treat

They are so good by the pound
Fresh from the grocer
Get a bowl and bite around the pit
Or made into a jam_lickety split

But all those cherries...

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Salmon steak or fillet
Choose fillet or salmon
steak
Either way I can get it
Is alright with me

I enjoy a salmon steak 
Cooking on the barbecue
Or the fillet is tasty to
Either way I enjoy it

Salmon from a can
Is handy to have
For a salad bowl
Or making salmon
  patties...

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Majestic and grand, a wonderous mythical creature,
The central horn on their head is the prominent feature. 
I’m afraid I don’t know much more about the unicorn,
But not sending you a birthday wish, I become forlorn.

So it seems I don’t have the knowledge to do this...

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Look for these items to help you whip together
Easy midnight snak
Canned tuna
Salmon, or sardines (in water
Canned new white potatoes
Canned vegetables
(asparagus, carrots, green beans, mushrooms))
Canned fruit packed in light syrup or juice
100% fruit preserves
Canned chicken or beef bouillon 
Canned tomatoes and tomatoe paste
Salsa
Ketchup

2042015...

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dimensions align
need to apply the hand brake
way out of order
populace without borders …
used the virtue of vision.

© Harry J Horsman 2016...

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'Hullaballoo,' 'Hee-Haw' too
  Laughter and singing canned
     ~ wear a headband...

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Canned jam fans ran to
buy "Jam by Jan" jam Jan canned
at the Jamboree!...

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Pursuing wealth can be a double edged sword to those who blindly seek riches without its own set of principled means.
The capable with excesses to bleed these riches and still not see these riches are not necessarily plighted with an indoctrinated greed
But essentially, they are...

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Man Canned Tableau

Insult as men stare,
More frequent than rare,
Holding Partners hand
Passerby, he's canned,
Boobs, bottoms or legs,
Stop it now she begs!


PHOTO 3

Entering Contest " Tableau 2 Poetry Contest"
Sponsor: Joseph May
27th March 2021...

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You-tube videos for ready made canned meals 
Are tasted here for the real deal
A chicken in a can is a sloppy mess
Scored low for taste not being the best

Then there was bread in a can made with molasses 
With canned cheese on top more than...

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When a Royal Irish Lancer
Was told he had prostrate cancer
He shouted with glee,
"I got it for "FREE!"
Now he serves as Cork's break-dancer...

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Who knows what sillies lurk in the hearts of man
All seem normal outside but inside, imagine if you can
A hidden desire to run amok
Act like a total schmuck
Screaming through the streets chomping on canned spam...

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Lumpy, limp spinach
  so uninviting
Steaming spinach souffle
  so exciting

Popeye downed the first kind
  straight from the can
Olive never had to learn
  to make souffle for her man

Cartoons implied: Canned spinach
  gave Popeye superpowers
'Course 'Wonder Bread' built strong bodies
  twelve...

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Who knows what lurks in the hearts of man
All seems normal outside but imagine if you can
A hidden desire to run amok
Act like a total schmuck
Screaming in the streets chomping on canned spam...

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Snapping beans, the summer pastime
Filling Mason jars
With cornfield or half runners
Filling a crock with layers
Of beans and corn, canning salt
For pickled beans and corn
That would make my mouth water

Peeling ripe red tomatoes
That I called maters
Cutting them in wedges
Placing them in Mason jars
Adding a touch of...

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