Best Buccaneer Poems

Bronwyn the Barbaric was a buxom lass
the envy of all her peers
She spoke with unrivaled swashbuckling sass
her pirate-ess fashion was fierce

She could charm off the arms of the most hardened men
how they'd swoon at the sight of her swagger
She ruled over cutthroats with a dangerous...

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Well how do you do, my name is Lou
I'm a normal old chap except for my do
Hair down to here
Like an old buccaneer
A romantic old buggar and quite naughty too


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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There was once a buccaneer
They say he sailed the seas with fear.
    Of his stories told
    Of his bravery so bold,
For he went nowhere, for he could not steer.




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“Buccaneer Queen” out of San Pedro is another square-rigged ship. moored at Ports O’Call, California, is ninety feet long, eighteen feet at the base and carries a crew of five. Available for public cruises, she offers dining pleasure for fifty-eight dollars a couple. Minimum number...

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Wolfgang was a pirate
At the age of eighteen
He was at any rate
Very respectable and clean

He was at the most
Skilled and feared
By Poseidon's Ghost
and Captain Red Beard

He arrived at Cape Lost
And met a girl
Whose destiny had crossed?
In his advenurous world

Her name is Chalise
Eyes a beautiful blue
The...

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A vile buccaneer called Darth Vadry
Needed  wife back so  they’d remarry--
    Thief offered gold loot
    A useless  pursuit,  
Dame rigged him …with Tom,  Dick, and Harry!




4/15/2019
Tania Kitchin's Pirate Themed Limerick Contest...

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In St. Pete 
Where there is heat 
They will compete 
In a game that may not be so sweet 

You see there are these knights 
Who must fend off the herd and all their fights, 
With a forecast for rain many may want to complain...

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A reckless young pirate named Greg
Drank whisky straight out of a keg.
He cried 'Look at me!'
In shark-ridden sea;
That drink cost an arm and a leg!


14.04.19

 Pirate Themed Limerick Poetry Contest: sponsored by Tania Kitchin...

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Young mariner’s ship sank in storm severe,
he lost the treasure, swam to the shore near.
Promise of wealth he couldn’t keep,
she threw him into a heap.
So he returned to sea as buccaneer.

April 11, 2019
Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10
Checked on howmanysyllables.com...

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Champ was there ready to go 
Feeling really defensive about this attack though 
Problem was the Canes were not there 
Did they not care? 
“I am glad I said no to the offer Sebastian made since the only intention by him was to get into...

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There once was a bulldog named Champ 
Who loved to go up and down a ramp
Just for fun they built him one 
To stay fit he would go up it
They asked the tech 
“did you do this so Champ would have respect”
“We did it really...

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As the Ghost of Gasperella watched from his perch 
He was drenched from his pants to his shirt
But before the gridiron battle ended and the Knights still had the mission to be defended,
In the bowl game that was dealing with conditions that were a messing...

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There is an adventure to be written 
From my perch where I be sitting 
Two characters my imagination see 
A relationship story to be told late in the day over tea 
There is an honest buccaneer 
Nothing much to fear 
Gaining power sipping Busch beer...

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BOLD BUCCANEER

A wicked and bold buccaneer,
Patrolled the high seas with no fear. 
The kings excise men
Tried time and again,
But never got anywhere near

9th April 2019
Pirate themed limerick contest
Sponsor - Tania Kitchin...

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Hey all you people out there, be nice ya hear?
Change yer ways or y'all get a kick in the rear
Not bad up till now
Must do better somehow
Room for improvement, says this ancient buccaneer...

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